Brian Austin Green Says He’s Engaged to Megan Fox Again. How Cute.

Everyone is entitled to their dreams. Even Brian Austin Green.

In an apparent effort to retain the vestiges of his relationship with on-again, off-again girlfriend Megan Fox, the Notorious BAG took to his Twitter account to tell the world that he really, totally is betrothed to the Transformers beauty. Seriously, guys, so stop pointing and laughing already.

During a fan tweet-up on Saturday night, the former Beverly Hills 90210 actor was asked about his relationship status, and Green replied, “Engaged and have a son from my previous relationship.”

That’s right. Engaged. No matter that their previous engagment didn’t exactly prove to be the sturdiest agreement ever.

Just goes to show you: The power of positive thinking is capable of pretty much anything.

Place your bets in the comments section: How long do you think it will last this time?