Octo-Mom Models Bikinis, Because Life Is Cruel and Meaningless (PHOTOS)

If you’re like most of us, you probably woke up this morning thinking, “Boy, I sure hope that some pictures of Nadya ‘Octo-mom’ Suleman modeling bikinis show up somewhere on the Internet today.”

Well guess what? Sometimes God is listening! Behold, our magical photo gallery of the publicity-addicted über-breeder hanging out on some very lucky beach, flaunting her body in a number of flesh-baring two-pieces.

No, we’re not sure why she’s doing it. We’re just glad she is.

And no, there’s really no need to thank us. Your look of utter disgust is thanks enough.