Tiger Woods Plans to Return to Golf, Be More Discreet in the Future

Wow, that intensive sex-addiction rehab stuff really works!

Golf legend Tiger Woods, who announced he was taking a break from the sport while he got the whole urge-to-bang-the-entire-female-population-of-the-world thing worked out, is reportedly planning his triumphant return to the links.

Woods has supposedly started a six-week program to get his libido in check at Hattiesburg, Mississippi’s Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services facility, and it seems like he’s learned a lot about himself already. Mainly, that he really misses playing golf. And the millions upon millions of dollars that he makes from doing so.

While it’s uncertain if Woods will be back in the swing of things in time for the Masters on April 5, he reportedly believes that he will be ready to re-join the PGA tour by Spring, or whenever his assistants have secured the world’s supply of potassium nitrate, whichever comes first.