Snooki Reveals Eating Disorder in an Effort to Seem Less Superhuman

Uh-oh; The Situation is probably going to regret making those “fat rolls” cracks about a certain Jersey Shore co-star’s body.

During a very special interview with The Insider, Snooki reveals that she suffered from an eating disorder in her formative years. America’s Guidette recalls:

“In high school, I really wouldn’t eat…I would only have lunch, and I would only have salads.”

The situation became so drastic that, eventually, Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi) was down to one cracker and one cucumber a day. Eventually, a school nurse stepped in when Snooki’s daily weigh-in sessions revealed that she had dropped to a less-than-healthy 80 pounds, and the reality-TV sensation resumed something resembling human eating habits.

Congratulations, Snooks! It’s nice to know that you’ve regained your self-esteem enough to not kill yourself with malnutrition. Now, if you can just seek help for that compulsion for excessive tanning…