Snooki Reveals Eating Disorder in an Effort to Seem Less Superhuman
Uh-oh; The Situation is probably going to regret making those "fat rolls" cracks about a certain Jersey Shore co-star's body.
During a very special interview with The Insider, Snooki reveals that she suffered from an eating disorder in her formative years. America's Guidette recalls:
"In high school, I really wouldn't eat…I would only have lunch, and I would only have salads."
The situation became so drastic that, eventually, Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi) was down to one cracker and one cucumber a day. Eventually, a school nurse stepped in when Snooki's daily weigh-in sessions revealed that she had dropped to a less-than-healthy 80 pounds, and the reality-TV sensation resumed something resembling human eating habits.
Congratulations, Snooks! It's nice to know that you've regained your self-esteem enough to not kill yourself with malnutrition. Now, if you can just seek help for that compulsion for excessive tanning...
Your a liar. Sad for people who really do suffer.
Besides her eating disorder, Snooki also displays another handicap of the Guidette: the female mustache. Wax that lip, honey!
Everybody knows that, when cruising the clubs of the Jersey shore, it's not at all uncommon to hear the wingman's common refrain, "Go for it, bro, I'll do da fat broad!"
That's stupid. Your blessed with the body your given..