5 Imaginary Albums That Could Outsell Heidi Montag’s ‘Superficial’ (PHOTOS)

Why is Heidi so sad? In its first epic week of release, Heidi Montag’s musically-dubious concoction, “Superficial” has sold precisely 658 albums. 658. Not so good. In fact, horrible, awful… embarrassing. To put that number in perspective, Susan Boyle sold over 600,000 albums in the debut week of “I Dreamed a Dream” this past November.

For even more perspective, here are five albums, that if introduced tomorrow, could sell more than 1,000 units in a week.