BUZZINGS: Kanye West Banned From Haiti Telethon, Because One Disaster Is Enough

  • Kanye West will not be participating in Friday’s telethon for Haiti. Organizers likely fear a “San Francisco 1906 was the best earthquake ever!” moment. (PopEater)
  • Massachusetts’ newest Senator is already offering his hot daughters up to the public. Now that’s creepy we can believe in! (The Superficial)
  • Joe Jonas is spotted leaving Hilary Duff’s house. We should probably just go ahead and assume that she’s pregnant and they’re secretly engaged. (Ocean Up)
  • Dina Lohan has been out partying with her daughter Lindsay. Because if a mother doesn’t teach her daughter how to do body shots, who will? (Celebslam)
  • Halle Berry wants to put her scent on us. Yay! By selling us her new fragrance. Oh. Can’t she just rub up against us for a while? (Bossip)