The 40 Dumbest Jen & Brangelina Tabloid Covers Of All Time (PHOTOS)

How many forests have died in the name of dissecting the endlessly complicated love triangle between Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston? We don't know, but we're pretty sure it's totally worth it.

Pretty much every week, the tabloid covers scream with the latest twist in this sordid tale of betrayal, lost love and revenge. Never mind if this week's twist completely contradicts last week's twist, or if different tabloids contradict each other in the same week—we can't get enough of this totally compelling and thoroughly bogus drama.

But which tabloids have outdone the competition when it comes to making ludicrous claims about Bradjenlina, as we've come to call them? Dive into our photo gallery of The 40 Dumbest Jen & Brangelina Tabloid Covers Ever for a veritable orgy of first-rate scandal-mongering.

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  • Sylvia
    Sylvia

    I don't believe in this mag, but cathy is right! SHUT UP JEN AND YOUR LOOSER FANS!!!!

  • shampoomomo
    shampoomomo

    bravo

  • shampoomomo
    shampoomomo

    HAHA THIS ONE IS HILARIOUS

  • shampoomomo
    shampoomomo

    AMANDA THAT'S YOU WHO IS A BITCH

  • shampoomomo
    shampoomomo

    YEAH YEAH MOVE ON GIRL, LET BRAD LIVE HIS HAPPY LIFE WITH GORGEOUS ANGIE

  • shampoomomo
    shampoomomo

    STUPID THINGS YOU SAID GUYS! ANGIE IS WAY BETTER THAN PATHETIC JEN!

  • shampoomomo
    shampoomomo

    b.s lol ANGIE IS THE BEST THING EVER HAPPENED TO BRAD

  • FLOWER HANES
    FLOWER HANES

    wake up you people!!why fight over celebrities,you can't stop people from sinning,only God knows over every thing, and how many people ARE THERE, do you know having an affair with married ones.ange is just one of them and she happenS to be a celeb,i blame brad for falling witH ange and for cheating on jen.its takeS two to TANGO!!!!!!!!!

  • maha
    maha

    Jennifers always had the same style, hence why whenever she graces the red carpet critics say something along the lines of "oh jennifer aniston, in black, what a surprise".

  • mwah
    mwah

    cathy, as if you actually buy into these bullsh*t tabloid stories that are written to sell magazines. even so, angelina was the one who had an affair with a married man so i think jennifer and her fans are entitled to be 'after angie and brad's coat tails!!!!'

  • Tha Phoenix
    Tha Phoenix

    So where's this 'baby' then? What bulls***

  • cathy
    cathy

    Yeah... SHUT UP JEN AND YOUR LOOSER FANS!!!! It's been five years and you are still after Angie and Brad's coat tails!!!!

  • evanescense
    evanescense

    wow, it's weird how the tabloids knew something fishy was going on with brittany murphy beforehand

  • Danty
    Danty

    Brad dumped her because she didn't want to ruin her "fabulous body" and starting a family. They were obviously in two different places in life, she was career driven and he wanted kids. He seems happy with Angelina who is like minded and she seems happy with her carrer. All the Jen and Angie fans calling their respective hated one a "slut" or "ugly" are just looking stupid. These three have obviously moved on with their lives, why can't everyone else do the same? Also stop calling Angelina a homewrecker, if you're gonna trash her then trash Brad two. It takes two to tango. It also takes two to destroy a marriage, so yeah all three of them did bad things. They're also human, they're allowed to make mistakes.

  • Erik
    Erik

    My two faves are "Furious Angelina: Shut Up, Jen!" (which Star revised and recycled years later) and the one where Angelina is furious at Brad's mom for inviting Jen to the wedding. You could go for the 50 Dumbest and still not have enough room for the stupidity.

  • jjflash
    jjflash

    You're missing the point! Brad is just the dollie the two girls are yanking back and forth. Jen doesn't care where the dollie ends up as long as Angie doesn't get to play with it.

  • tizomok
    tizomok

    Hope that the same thing will happen to you!!

  • kriss
    kriss

    You people are nuts to think that Jennifer and Brad belong together. He has done far better things with his life since being with A. She is compassionate and helps people, donates tons of money and has a real life outside Hollywood. You can't say the same about Jennifer. AND really do you think Jennifer has nothing better to do than wait for Brad? After all this time?

  • mwarar
    mwarar

    You missed the one about Angelina beating Brad, I think it was on Enquirer a couple of weeks ago.

  • amanda
    amanda

    this is so sick, even if its not true so is angelina a bitch!

  • amanda
    amanda

    totally agree with "missthing06" angelina was a mistake!

  • amanda
    amanda

    totoally agree with "missthing06" angelina was a mistake!

  • amanda
    amanda

    what's wrong with angelina ?! she seriosly has no heart. all she's doing is to destroy peoples lifes!

  • amanda
    amanda

    agree with "missthing06" angelina was a mistake!

  • Amanda
    Amanda

    Jen has definitely NOT deserved this! I love her, theres no better actress than her. What Angelina did to her is probably the worst thing she ever done. BRAD&JENNIFER= meant for eachother!

  • Laura
    Laura

    Is very sad people need this crap. Whether we like it or not...things are in there place. Jen with her career and Brad with Angie and the kids. No body can't still something that is no longer yours.

  • Roberta
    Roberta

    You're wrong...better say she let him go by being a lousy wife...Angie just happened to be in the right place at the right time...and now they have the most amazing family!!

  • Alice
    Alice

    Finally someone said it!!

  • Sam
    Sam

    Lol, Lol,Lol...you're damn right!!

  • Caroline
    Caroline

    this one definitely takes the cake, but this photo gallery has been a LONG TIME COMING . . .

  • meoww
    meoww

    baby jane! ewwww!!!

  • t
    t

    omg! poor Jen! shes on all of them!

  • dayuumm
    dayuumm

    Damn. No offense to angie but eversince Brad's been with her he is looking OLDER and OLDER with every picture! And i mean not the George Clooney 'old' i'm talking about >_>

  • cjljsb13
    cjljsb13

    gag

  • SAY WOT!
    SAY WOT!

    Lara 3 hrs ago Reply whatever people say about her, they don't know the truth, tey're trying to pretend that they know. Look at Jennifer Ansiton, Does a "Devasted" (or whatever people say) girl has this gorgeous body? .... _________________________________________ ARE YOU FOR REAL???? YOU THINK A GORGEOUS BODY IS PRIMA FACIE EVIDENCE THAT YOU DONT HAVE SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES???? I GIVE YOU EXHIBIT 'A' : HEIDI PRATT - HELLO! DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THAT THAT POOR GIRL DOESNT HAVE SELF ESTEEM ISSUES? JEN RESPONDED TO HER DIVORCE LIKE A TYPICAL WOMAN SCORNED : THE PLAY BOOK SAYS: WORK-ON-GETTING-YOUR-BODY-SOOOOO-FABULOUS-THAT-YOUR-EX-WILL-BE-SORRY-HE-LEFT-YOU. THATS THE ONLY THING HER LIFE HAS BEEN ABOUT SINCE BRAD DUMPED HER NEUROTIC, INSECURE, PATHETIC AZZ - MAKING BRAD REGRET IT. WELL SORRY TOOTSIE. HE DOESNT. NO MATTER HOW DESPERATE YOU AND YOUR PR HANDLER BECOME, BRAD IS LOOOOOONG GONE. HAPPY WITH THE FAMILY HE CREATED WITH ANGIE AND THEIR KIDS. WHAT PART OF THAT DONT YOU GET?? LOL.

  • Lara
    Lara

    whatever people say about her, they don't know the truth, tey're trying to pretend that they know. Look at Jennifer Ansiton, Does a "Devasted" (or whatever people say) girl has this gorgeous body? She's happy and that's the important thing. People that don't have real jobs keep saying things that they certainly don't know

  • Mimi
    Mimi

    After see all 40 photos and read all the post, I fell sorry for Aniston, she is the most humiliated person in the world, (by the tabloids and by her crazy fans who claim "poor, poor Jenn and bad, bad Jolie"...). By the way, I am now in team who care...

  • Guest
    Guest

    If I were Jenn, I'd feel terribly humiliated by this situation. After 5 years would not be recognized as more than the ex of my ex, and the enemy of his current partner. By the way, I'd like Jenn's body, perhaps his money, but not his fame, I feel sorry for Jen...

  • jen
    jen

    lol this one had me in splits! XD

  • jen
    jen

    Ugh Angelina makes me sick! Plus she looks like a preaking fish!

  • Tara K Lucero
    Tara K Lucero

    ew ew ew and even more ew! I feel sorry for the forests out there dying jus so crap about Angelina can be printed!! ugh!! she should go back into the hole she crawled out of hahaha seriously, I agree with some these comments, the point that some of these are ridiculous! I mean, Im for Jennifer Aniston all the way but kinda makes me wonder, where's Halle Berry? where's Sissy Spacek, where's Tommy Lee Jones, come on! there are other actors and actresses out there that have way way wayyyy more interesting movies, and plots, and acting? ahem, yeah, lets tuck these three somewhere until there is no good movies out then we can pull em out again and let them talk about each other for our entertainment hahaha kinda like, when there's nothing good in the theatres, we'll turn to this circus starring Angelina, Brad and Jennifer. sheesh.

  • Bex
    Bex

    The Opera one is my favorite by far!

  • mina aidoo
    mina aidoo

    happy couples and lovely kids

  • mina
    mina

    Angelina is the best thing ever to have happened to Brad. Brads now has more responsibilty than before. Jenny should move on, and stop licking old wounds.

  • Jon
    Jon

    Wow, those definitely were 40 of the most interesting Brad-Angie-Jen Tabloid Covers!

  • I Said it
    I Said it

    Anustain is a vapid, low-self-esteem, vindictive, air-headed, no-talent, bitter scorned child-woman. She needs to go home to her mansion and wrap up in her millions and kiss the ground Brad walks on because if it werent for him, she would remain the nobody that she is and it would be visible to all who can see.

  • Stanka Saskyova
    Stanka Saskyova

    Angelina is just a bitch and Brad is not a good person also, but he is still hot so :D

  • stellar
    stellar

    Why are you even asking if these headlines are true? they're from tabloids.. 100% full of crap and lies.

  • sam
    sam

    oh God,.... LOL.. this is the most stupid tabloid covers ever made! OK! & InTouch really need something BELIEVABLE to write about

  • sam
    sam

    of coursee iit's not!!!! angelina is the most generous, compassive, and kind person..... and brad has become an even better person since he's married to her

  • naomi
    naomi

    hahahaha IS OPRAH GETTING TOO CLOSE TO OBAMA??

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    brittany murphy...?!

  • Jason
    Jason

    Was poor Tim's boss playing a practical joke on him that he just didn't get? 40?! What sick bastard came up with this assignment?

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    is this one true ?

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    wtf ????i dont remember hearing this one ?

  • missthing06
    missthing06

    angelina looks like a snake

  • missthing06
    missthing06

    shoot i wish angelina was a mistake

  • missthing06
    missthing06

    lmao where do they come up with this crap

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