BUZZINGS: Brad and Angelina Are Still Together. Put. The. Razor Blades. Away.

  • Despite rampant rumors, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. Never mind that sound; it’s just Jennifer Aniston’s hopes being smashed into a million tiny pieces. (Parade)
  • Gary Coleman has been arrested on domestic violence charges. Uh-oh, sounds like he’s in a little trouble. (PopEater)
  • Kristen Stewart’s naked rear end is a star attraction in Meet the Rileys. K-Stew’s well-bitten lower lip breathes sigh of relief, glad to have the pressure taken off. (Us Magazine)
  • Not surprising: Pamela Anderson was spotted at a Rite-Aid. Surprising: She wasn’t having a Valtrex subscription filled at the pharmacy. (Dlisted)
  • P. Diddy buys his son a $350,000 car for his 16th birthday. The Miley Cyrus coloring book we got last year suddenly looks a little crappy in comparison. (Bossip)