Donatella Versace Is Trying To Destroy Our Eyeballs By Sunbathing Topless (PICS)

UPDATE: According to sources, the woman in this photo isn't actually Donatella Versace, but an amazingly authentic and equally horrifying doppelganger. Which can only mean one thing: Donatella Versace has cloned herself. Run for your lives!


We're not really sure what the world has done to incur fashion designer Donatella Versace's wrath, but one thing is for certain: the aged Italian mistress is on a mission to single-handedly blind the entire universe with her beachside bikini antics in St. Barths. Those leathery old bags of silicon will now be seared into our retinas for the rest of time. Thanks for that, Donatella.

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    donate

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    These photos are not of Donatella Versace

  • Lollipop
    Lollipop

    REALLY? HELL NO... What is she gonna look like at 70? This is unreal!

  • ....
    ....

    my eyes...they are unclean!!

  • Allen
    Allen

    SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! WHY??!?!?!?

  • scott
    scott

    *gets on phone* "honey? I..I don't think i'll make it home, tell the kids I love them" *GAG*

  • ash
    ash

    Everybody, whether or not paps are scumbags, I think we should all give them a round of applaus for their great courage to actually stand around looking at that. BRAVE SCUMMY MEN! BRAVO......who wants an eye stransplant and their memories erased?

  • OMG
    OMG

    Now that's funny and so are all your comments!!!!! This is the best laugh I've had for the year. Wow......I'm speechless

  • Paula Unger-Tierney
    Paula Unger-Tierney

    The crotch wrinkles are disgusting. oh I hope she doesn't have kids.

  • Paula Unger-Tierney
    Paula Unger-Tierney

    Is she serious?

  • Maisie
    Maisie

    it doesn't count as topless when you are made of beef jerky I just did a spit take! HI-larious!!!

  • i heart quinn
    i heart quinn

    Who wants to help me look for my eyeballs?

  • john mckinney
    john mckinney

    theres a little to much tanning going on there

  • Big-Aje
    Big-Aje

    Is that really her? How old is she? Does'nt that make you wanna shop at wal-mart? Versaggy...ugh

  • blinded
    blinded

    She reminds me of the old chick from the movie something about Mary with Cameron Diaz and her old roomate

  • haven846
    haven846

    DEAR GOD. What's the point of putting sunscreen on, honestly??

  • James Yeates
    James Yeates

    Judging from the upper stretch marks, bottomless photos would have more interest.

  • crystal
    crystal

    LMFAO!! .. hooollyy ..sh*tf*ckme... O_O xD~

  • BRUNA
    BRUNA

    é mais feio que o capeta chupando manga

  • GELSON
    GELSON

    Sera que satánas voltou meu DEUS

  • Robert Axley
    Robert Axley

    Sick Barf

  • pao
    pao

    how old is she, she looks awfull that cant be real

  • crystalhope
    crystalhope

    i wonder how the photographer even dared to take this pictures. he must have been puking all the time while taking these shots. It's a hard work, but sombd MUST do it ))))

  • Diana
    Diana

    the scariest thing: sh is only 54!!!!!!!!

  • jay
    jay

    Gosh, that is sad. Here is hoping there is a more graceful way to age as a woman. But frightening that with all the money in the world that is the best she could do.

  • C
    C

    I admired how gutsy she is! Just when you are being rich and famous, and you can say: I don't care, f*** off! She seems to be on her own world, LOL!

  • Lu
    Lu

    Meus Deus...ela não é feia...é horrorosa... coitada, só nascendo de novo, mas bem que nessa vida ela podia nos poupar de ver cenas como essas na praia, as pessoas podem se assustar com essa criatura bizarra. Choquei e fiquei rosa chiclétiiiiiiii.

  • angel
    angel

    ugly ufff---people you see what happend when you don't live in helthy way

  • Chloe
    Chloe

    My first response was shock and 'oh my god!' and then I saw that everybody else wrote OMG too so now I feel slightly cleansed that we can share each other's pain after such a traumatic sight.

  • whahaha
    whahaha

    i wonder how the photographer even dared to take this pictures. he must have been puking all the time while taking these shots.

  • gaga
    gaga

    wtf! is this even legal?

  • Jenn
    Jenn

    surely she did that to scare away the press...and everyone else on the beach...

  • Ro
    Ro

    Is she back from the deads or smth? This is really scary!

  • Danilo
    Danilo

    Como pode www.culturanolitoral.com

  • Versace Fan
    Versace Fan

    Quem diria,Srª Donatella Versace,horrível!!!!!!!!

  • gag
    gag

    I can't even bring myself to click on the gallery. It is horrifying enough in thumbnail form.

  • Marc
    Marc

    josh and jayla: hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha

  • Dustin Diamond
    Dustin Diamond

    wow.

  • Angie
    Angie

    Just because people have money dont mean they should be alowed to be seen in public in the nude. Very very nasty......

  • Cherri
    Cherri

    I feel bad for the people at the beach...

  • Ricardo
    Ricardo

    looks like that wheelchair guy from Hannibal, the movie...what his name..oh..Mason Verger

  • joão cordeiro
    joão cordeiro

    oh My God!! que mulher estranha. aqui no Brasil ficamos assustados com a aparencia dessa mulher. mulher bagaço de laranja. oh coitada. rsrsrs

  • sofia
    sofia

    i saw it on internet and i want to throw up. Just imagine that you are in a sunbed near her and your are watching this live. the poor tourists who saw this awful thing live.

  • toti
    toti

    wow this is really bad. is she anorexic??

  • Madisomn
    Madisomn

    that is sooooo gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • kama
    kama

    poor old woman:(;(:(:(:(:(:(

  • Halle
    Halle

    Eu não acredito que uma pessoa dessa idade possa ter coragem de fazer topless na praia.

  • jaay
    jaay

    oh my god. you people are horrible, think about the people that were actually ON that beach and saw it there IN THE FLESH.

  • Kimberly
    Kimberly

    But I think she is actually 107 years old, so in reality she looks pretty good!

  • Kimberly
    Kimberly

    I don't understand what she was trying to accomplish with plastic surgery. She wanted that outcome?? Actually, I think she may be a man.

  • dede
    dede

    she look like that old lady from theres just something about mary

  • Rainer
    Rainer

    Why do people only consider old trees being beautiful?

  • Laura
    Laura

    OMFG she looks so cheap in that one...but why does versace look oh-so luxurious and glamurous??

  • ju_lia
    ju_lia

    quick! lose fat on those toes!

  • admire
    admire

    Might we NOT see the bright side in this picture of this person: 'she is positive enough to be there on the beach, no matter how we percieve her..is alive plus enjoying the sun/surroundings'...aren't too many of us who have this privilege! Give her some slag! Do be gracious when others don't fit your needs!!

  • GR
    GR

    the mummy is back :O :|

  • d
    d

    look´s like lindsay lohan

  • niceandtyde
    niceandtyde

    she looks like a monkey!

  • Quasimofo
    Quasimofo

    I just vomited on my keyboard!

  • hanh
    hanh

    OMGGGGGGGGGG terrible . !!!!

  • igor07
    igor07

    OMG!!! this is 2010's version of FRANKENSTEIN!!! worst 1!!!

  • ASHLEY
    ASHLEY

    SHE HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE UGLIEST WOMAN (MAN) ALIVE! WITH ALL THAT MONEY, SHE NEEDS A COMPLETE BODY MAKE-OVER

  • Ashley
    Ashley

    I hope someone shows her these pictures! She must be doing drugs, no one in their right mind would do something like this - especially looking like her, UGH!

  • cute
    cute

    yuckY

  • Camille
    Camille

    That is scary!!! She looks gross

  • Rebecca Bryan
    Rebecca Bryan

    She reminds me of Izma from the emperors new groove.. My eyes are burning!

  • blindedboy07
    blindedboy07

    I'm a guy who pretty much knows next to nothing about designers so does her brand make leather handbags? Because to save money, they don't have to look for suppliers; just cut out the middleman and get the raw materials straight from her!

  • j
    j

    it doesn't count as topless when you are made of beef jerky

  • pityful
    pityful

    Uh oh, poor woman, this is embarrassing. Pls somebody save her. ha

  • linh
    linh

    No one in her entourage has any ball to tell her anything, do they? Fired your whole staff, Donatella. Tanning oil? She needs to eat some food and smear on lots of Aloe lotion. What 's her nickname, Rawhide?

  • mink
    mink

    roasted peking duck

  • the fabulous
    the fabulous

    Looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings on his summer vacation...Preciousssss......

  • KayBreezy
    KayBreezy

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHE IS SERIOUSLY RIDICULOUSLY GROSS LOOKING! BLAH..I THINK I JUS THREW UP A BIT IN MY MOUTH YUCK..WHY WUD U DO THT YOUR BODY? obviously she has no sense of confidence in her God given body/skin that she'd do this to herself..not jus her but other celebs too..oh WHAT A SHAME! she needs some help.and that tan..OH GOD NO!.the things money compels these people to do so sad

  • buckslee89
    buckslee89

    now that is the reason i dont get plastic surgery nor tan! OMG!!!!

  • L35
    L35

    Is this even legal! look theres a little boy behind her! Also does she want to get skin cancer????

  • KAT
    KAT

    SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT OLD LADY THAT LIVED WITH CAMERON DIAZFROM "THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY" LMAO

  • lady godiva
    lady godiva

    That poor women! Not only is she anorexic but tanorexic as well. Some one shoot me please-if I ever end up looking like that on a public beach!

  • your mom
    your mom

    ewwwwwwwwww. she is so gross looking.

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  • Yvonne
    Yvonne

    This is soooooo very sad, because her daughter battles anorexia. She obviously doesn't have a Mom to help her get better cause she's in the same boat!

  • Disgusted
    Disgusted

    Does she honestly think sitting out in the sun to continue cooking her leathery skin, will make her more attractive! WRONG!

  • Chantal
    Chantal

    She looks like Magda in "There's something about Mary"... but worst!

  • mfg
    mfg

    i was on the beach right next to her when these photos were taken...even worse in real life!!

  • Alana Mireles-West
    Alana Mireles-West

    my eyes!

  • Amber
    Amber

    why do female celebs think its okay to bear their chest in public?

  • Kristy Blount Tsafonias
    Kristy Blount Tsafonias

    My face is melting from these pictures of Donatella sunbathing topless..REALLY, do you think you need MORE sun??

  • jen
    jen

    I'm feeling a little queezy

  • Malbi
    Malbi

    I wanna poke her boobs witha pin and see if they deflate! lol

  • F.
    F.

    OMFG. This by far the most disgusting picture/person of the week. the month. THE YEAR. Ewwww.. think i'm gonna throw up.

  • jen
    jen

    ITS A LEATHER DEMON!

  • chris
    chris

    OMG, her skin! Did she deflate?

  • Amber
    Amber

    R those boobs real?! theyre shaped like baloons. lol

  • jen
    jen

    MY EYES! OH DEAR GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!

  • jayla
    jayla

    @Josh I think I just became straight!

  • Josh
    Josh

    I think I just became gay

  • Ashely
    Ashely

    she looks like a burnt skeleton...not cute

  • anna
    anna

    Sometimes even people with money and no brains have to know when to say "when". I'm sorry these pictures are truly nasty.

  • Sin
    Sin

    This is so not good. Why would anyone make themselves look this bad???? She needs help. Maybe seeing herself like this will make her change.

  • Coco
    Coco

    KNOW YOUR FACTS!! This is NOT DONATELLA. This old leather rag is often mistaken for Donatella Versace. Donatella sure is not aging gracefully, but she is a far cry from this lady

  • nikkieudaimond
    nikkieudaimond

    YYYYY??????? Does she think it looks good. I just can't believe it. She may need glasses

  • roeschs3
    roeschs3

    good thing i ate like crappy food for luch i dont feel bad throwing it up

  • crystalhope
    crystalhope

    Geee, Lindsay! 2 much Sevyn Nine this time, honey

  • crystalhope
    crystalhope

    Ppl, don't make my mistake - don't zoom these pics..... I'm feelin' sick

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(pukes in mouth a little)..and here we have miss donatella versace..one shade lighter than her usual burnt orange tan..

  • bel
    bel

    holy sh*t--- yuck my eyes ! oh my eyes hurt !!!!!

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    ohmygod!!! WTF IS THIS? naked old burnt lady!!! this must be a joke.

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    please fire your plastic surgeon...

  • plombir
    plombir

    god, she's just 55 years old.

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    i pity the kid at the back..he'll have nightmares for life....

  • julie04
    julie04

    She/ it has fat toes...

  • julie04
    julie04

    OMG!!!!!!! DISGUSTING !!! Holy sh*t!!

  • Anna
    Anna

    OMG!!! She looks really BAD!!! She looks "COOKED"!!

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