Donatella Versace Is Trying To Destroy Our Eyeballs By Sunbathing Topless (PICS)
UPDATE: According to sources, the woman in this photo isn’t actually Donatella Versace, but an amazingly authentic and equally horrifying doppelganger. Which can only mean one thing: Donatella Versace has cloned herself. Run for your lives!
We’re not really sure what the world has done to incur fashion designer Donatella Versace’s wrath, but one thing is for certain: the aged Italian mistress is on a mission to single-handedly blind the entire universe with her beachside bikini antics in St. Barths. Those leathery old bags of silicon will now be seared into our retinas for the rest of time. Thanks for that, Donatella.
Click through our gallery to see how many pics you can make it through before everything gets fuzzy and you are no longer able to see things.
LMFAO!! .. hooollyy ..sh*tf*ckme… O_O xD~
Judging from the upper stretch marks, bottomless photos would have more interest.
DEAR GOD. What’s the point of putting sunscreen on, honestly??
She reminds me of the old chick from the movie something about Mary with Cameron Diaz and her old roomate
Is that really her? How old is she? Does’nt that make you wanna shop at wal-mart? Versaggy…ugh
theres a little to much tanning going on there
Who wants to help me look for my eyeballs?
[quote=j]it doesn’t count as topless when you are made of beef jerky[/quote]
I just did a spit take! HI-larious!!!
Is she serious?
The crotch wrinkles are disgusting. oh I hope she doesn’t have kids.
Now that’s funny and so are all your comments!!!!! This is the best laugh I’ve had for the year. Wow……I’m speechless
Everybody, whether or not paps are scumbags, I think we should all give them a round of applaus for their great courage to actually stand around looking at that. BRAVE SCUMMY MEN! BRAVO……who wants an eye stransplant and their memories erased?
*gets on phone* “honey? I..I don’t think i’ll make it home, tell the kids I love them” *GAG*
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! WHY??!?!?!?
my eyes…they are unclean!!
These photos are not of Donatella Versace
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