Snooki Dances, Falls Down, Is Basically A Spray-Tanned Clown (VIDEO)

If Snooki does indeed end up getting replaced on Jersey Shore, she can probably make a pretty good living as a dance instructor.

The Princess of Poughkeepsie was reveling in Connecticut on Friday when she decided to unleash a whole new dance on the world, the Fall on Your Ass. Since we’re pretty sure this dance is about to move beyond the confines of Guidette Nation and take the nation by storm, we’ve broken it down into three easy steps for you:

1) Drink as much as humanly possible in as short a period of time as you can (in general, Long Island Iced Teas seem to work best).

2) Stumble onto the dance floor and wobble from side to side.

3) Fall on your ass and shriek. If you’re lucky enough to be as vertically challenged as Snooki, you won’t have far to fall.

OK, now let’s follow along with the master herself by watching the video here. (Warning: Celebuzz will not be held responsible for any injuries you sustain while trying to perfect the Fall on Your Ass).