Taylor Momsen Is Just Like Whatever About Ruining Your Children

Looking for a role model for your kids to look up to in these troubled and often confusing times? That’s great—just don’t look in Taylor Momsen’s direction. Because she’ll probably bite your head off.

In a new interview, the 16-year-old Gossip Girl charmer—who’s garnered quite the reputation lately for her clothing-averse fashion sense and general disregard for humanity—lets the parents of the world know that if their kids decide to follow her along the highway to hell, that’s their problem. So there. And eff you while she’s at it.

The budding starlet asserted,

“To be honest, I don’t f*cking care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I’m sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care.”

Another thing she doesn’t care about? The fact that she lost out the title role of Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus. Yes, it’s apparently true—before she became the Pied Piper of Profanity and Pantlslessness, Momsen was up for the part, but as she (and, in retrospect, probably everyone else in the world) sees it, it’s probably best that she didn’t get it:

“Honestly, if I’d have ended up as Hannah Montana, I don’t know if the show would have gone as well. I probably would have told them all to go f*ck themselves by the time I hit 11.”

Yeah, that probably wouldn’t have been good. Besides, that sort of language is probably best suited for iCarly.