Bouncer to Kristen Stewart: “No Happy Hour for You!”

Kristen Stewart has reached such stratospheric heights in her acting career, it’s easy to forget that she’s just 19 years old. But that fact didn’t escape a bouncer at a Park City, Utah, event over the weekend.

According to reports, the New Moon beauty—in town to promote her new movies Welcome to the Rileys and The Runaways at the Sundance Film Festival—attempted to gain entry at the Ed Hardy Shoes Happy Hour at Tao on Saturday, where luminaries such as Bob Saget and Lil Jon were partying it up with  “Ed Har-tee-ini” cocktails. But alas, one keen-eyed doorman prevented K-Stew and her friends from rubbing elbows with such greatness. According to a witness,

“They went around the back entrance and just wanted to hang out for a little bit before her appearance at the Joan Jett concert. As they started walking in, the bouncer stopped them and asked for their IDs. When he informed Kristen that she couldn’t enter because she was underage, she and her friends seemed pretty surprised. Her friends tried to reason with the bouncer and told them that they just wanted to sit down and relax for 30 minutes but the bouncer still declined them.”

Sure; who doesn’t enjoy a cold, frosty mug of relaxation on occasion?

But the most surprising element of the story? Kristen Stewart wanted to attend an Ed Hardy event. Frankly, we’re in a tizzy…