JWoww Has Nude Photos. What’s the Complete Opposite of Shocked Again?

Celebuzz / January 27, 2010

Though it hardly seems possible, we may soon be seeing more of Jwoww’s orange-tinged hide than she’s already revealed to the public.

Radar Online reports that the top-heavy Jersey Shore guidette has posed for a series of nude photos, which are now—surprise!—being shopped around to various media outlets.

What kind of nude photos? Glad you asked! Here are the details (it helps if you picture cheesy saxophone music while reading the following):

“In one photo, she is facing the camera, topless. It’s shot from the waist up and will certainly not disappoint her male fans. A second photo shows Jwoww slightly turned, but with her back mainly toward the camera. She is wearing a skimpy wrap around her waist but that does not obscure the rear view! She’s also wearing boots. The third photo is a full length topless frontal shot, where Jwoww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist and boots. The pics are shot with moody lighting against a brownish background.”

Brown, against her skin tone? Sounds very…autumnal. And sexy. Gentlemen, start your fist pumps…

Would you take a peek at JWoww’s nude photos? Be honest now, and tell us in the comments section!