BUZZINGS: Brooke Hogan Is Single. Line Forms to the Right, Gents....
- Brooke Hogan is back on the market and looking for a new man, guys! Must have a sense of humor, enjoy long walks on the beach, and be proficient in bear-wrestling. (Starpulse)
- Susan Boyle's colleague Elaine Paige lashes out, calls SuBo a "virus." The Centers for Disease Control issue a five-alarm warning. (PopEater)
- Bar Refaeli does a bikini shoot at Paris Hilton's old house, hopefully after bathing in an industrial-size drum of Purell. (The Superficial)
- Brooke Mueller checks into a rehab facility, where counselors will attempt to cure her of the dangerous habit of being married to Charlie Sheen. (Parade)
- Former Vice Presidential candidate John Edwards has a sex tape, and is apparently quite well-endowed, confirming many people's suspicions that he's a massive tool. (Bossip)