Lady GaGa and Angelina Jolie Hooked Up in Today's Totally True Gossip Item That You Should Definitely Believe

Lady GaGa and Angelina Jolie Hooked Up in Today's Totally True Gossip Item That You Should Definitely Believe-photo

One's an award-winning actress and adoption junkie. The other's a chart-topping chanteuse with a flair for eye-catching fashions. Can these two kids find love—or at least a fleeting night of sweaty passion?—in this crazy, mixed-up world?

If the following item is to believed—and really, is there any reason not to?—then yes.

On his Web site this morning, world-renowned investigative journalist Ian Halperin—author of the recent Pulitzer-winning Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie—published a post suggesting that Angelina Jolie and Lady GaGa recently basked in the rapture of an all-night hookup:

"A source close to the actress told IUC late last night that there was recently a secret rendezvous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night. Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa. Still, I reserve judgment on this one until I see more proof. Developing…"

Oh, come now, Ian; there's no need to hedge your bets after throwing this juicy tidbit out there or all the world to nibble on, is there? Can there really be any doubt that this tryst did, in fact, go down?

Think about it: Their eyes meet across a crowded hotel lobby. GaGa can't help but notice that Angelina is beautiful. Angelina can't help but notice that GaGa isn't wearing pants. Angelina makes her opening move by informing GaGa about the plight of Namibian refugees. GaGa responds by shooting sparks out of her nipples.

And thus a glorious, if all too brief, union is born. Seems entirely plausible to us...

Readers, what say you? Do you share in our unwavering belief in this thoroughly trustworthy item? Have your say in the comments section!

 

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  • areukidinme
    areukidinme

    I AGREE, ANGIE HAS CLASS!!!! DON'T KNOW WHY THE GAYSHEEP AND THE REST LIKE GAGA, SHE MAKES ME REALLY GAGGAAHGA!!!! NASTY, STINKY SKANK, STAND NEXT TO HER, YOU SMELL THE ALLEY, OUTSIDE A LOWCLASS BAR, SHE STUNK SO BAD WE HAD TO MOVE AWAY!!! WORSE THAN WHINE-HOUSE STENCH!!! ONE UGLY WOMAN, THAT'S WHY SHE DRESSES OUTRAGEOUS, TO HIDE HER JIMMY DURANTE FACE, LIKE ANISTON!!!! How old are you??? You seem to be be unaware that Angie would absolutely do something like that...she's done it before and was wayyyy sluttier and crazier than L Gaga when she was her age...actually she still is. And I really don't believe if you have had a relationship with a woman that you can forget you are attracted to women as well. Brad is who I really feel bad for...and of course the children. A wolf can't change who they really are no matter what they try to do...still a wolf. GET it? Bye

  • egilbs
    egilbs

    I'm sorry, Angie has class? I must live in a different world... Gagz can do better than that.

  • gigglez
    gigglez

    PLEASE ANGELINA WOULD NOT DO THAT SHES SUPER PRETTY ..THAT LADY GAGA MAN/WOMEN nawww come on people dont fall for stupid bull carp like that!

  • andre
    andre

    both classy, respectable women. you all seem to be under the misconception that we care what you think of these individuals personally, clearly their talent is far beyond your own if talking trash is your best solution to trash talking.

  • jenluvzrob
    jenluvzrob

    B.s Nuff Said

  • Mili
    Mili

    Who cares that?....Angelina is a famous bisexual girl...In a lots of interviews she has recognized that...Ian Gasperin hasn't discovered the warm water!!!

  • Heilige Bimbam
    Heilige Bimbam

    Halperin is absolutely crazy.He is a third rate journalist who is only good for tabloid gossip.He is not going to win a prize for anything except for delutions of grandeur.

  • ginny
    ginny

    Yuck. Angelina does not like women anymore (thank god).

  • roach
    roach

    GaGa is the one with class, she would never touch the walking STD known as Angelina.

  • Salvador Rada
    Salvador Rada

    Please get your facts right and don't insult the Pulitzer Prize commitee. Ian Halperin's s(crap)book of manufactured and recycled tabloid gossips is not and will never be a Pulitzer prize winner. It is also a massive failure in terms of sales barely making to #900 on the best sellers list.

  • villedeville
    villedeville

    "Pulitzer-winning Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie." ________________________________________________ Please, get your facts right and don't insult the Pulitzer Prize commitee. This s(crap)book of manufactured and recycled tabloid gossips is not and will never be a Pulitzer prize winner. It is also a huge failure in terms of sales, not even getting close to #800 in the best sellers list.

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    Ian halperin is falling down with his books. the biggets trasher ever, And the ufnny thing is that tv give hims space to spread his sh*t.

  • stopthefamewhoring
    stopthefamewhoring

    ANGIE HAS WAY MORE CLASS THAN HOOKUP WITH GAGASKANK!!!! GAA IS ONE SMELLY NASTY SKANK, OH PLEASE,, SHEEP FOLLOW, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO LIFE!!! ONE UGLY WOMAN!!!! ANGIE COULD DO BETTER!!!

  • stopthefamewhoring
    stopthefamewhoring

    I AGREE, ANGIE HAS CLASS!!!! DON'T KNOW WHY THE GAYSHEEP AND THE REST LIKE GAGA, SHE MAKES ME REALLY GAGGAAHGA!!!! NASTY, STINKY SKANK, STAND NEXT TO HER, YOU SMELL THE ALLEY, OUTSIDE A LOWCLASS BAR, SHE STUNK SO BAD WE HAD TO MOVE AWAY!!! WORSE THAN WHINE-HOUSE STENCH!!! ONE UGLY WOMAN, THAT'S WHY SHE DRESSES OUTRAGEOUS, TO HIDE HER JIMMY DURANTE FACE, LIKE ANISTON!!!!

  • IAN YOU ALWAYS WERE A LIAR FOR MONEY
    IAN YOU ALWAYS WERE A LIAR FOR MONEY

    BULL!!!!!!!!!!! PUBLICITY FOR BOOK!!! GAGA WALKING STD!!! NO WAY ANGIE WOULD HIT THAT!!!! STUPID.

 
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