Matthew McConaughey Models the Latest in Beach Formalwear (PHOTOS)

Who is this, and where have they buried the remains of the real Matthew McConaughey? The usually underdressed Surfer, Dude actor was in familiar territory on Thursday—the beach in Malibu, California—but sporting a very unfamiliar look: A tuxedo.

Sure, it was for a photo-shoot but, unless that thing doubles as a wetsuit, we’re going to have to reevaluate Everything We Thought We Knew About Matthew McConaughey Up to This Point.

Feel free to click through the photo gallery while we struggle to come to grips with this. It might be a minute…