BUZZINGS: Oprah Winfrey to Star in a Series About Oprah Winfrey on Oprah Winfrey’s Channel. Oprah Winfrey!

  • Surprise—one of the first projects on Oprah Winfrey’s new OWN channel will be a reality series…about Oprah Winfrey. We’re assuming she’ll also be building the satellite that will beam the show into our homes. (Parade)
  • A breakdown of how Pink pulled off her high-flying Grammys routine. In case you wanted to put on a trapeze show in your living room. (PopEater)
  • Russell Brand and Jason Segel make out with each other to benefit Haiti. Haven’t those poor people already suffered enough? (Bossip)
  • Johnny Depp is slated to direct a biopic about Keith Richards. Someone get Pete Doherty’s agent on the line. (Starpulse)
  • Will Smith wants to be the President, because apparently he’s in the mood for a massive pay cut and a drop in prestige. (Celebslam)