Heidi Montag 's Mother Thinks Heidi Looks Like a Circus Freak, Ringling Brothers Demands Retraction

Heidi Montag 's Mother Thinks Heidi Looks Like a Circus Freak, Ringling Brothers Demands Retraction-photo

Halloween came way early for Darlene Egelhoff this year. Egelhoff, mother of newly transformed Hills blonde Heidi Montag, got an up-close look at her daughter's new face when Montag returned to her hometown of Crested Butte, Colorado, to flaunt the results of her plastic surgery spree.

Surprise—her mom hated it! How much did she hate it? Let's let Montag recall the encounter:

"I never thought in my wildest dreams she was going to react the way she did. She was looking at me almost like a zoo animal. It wasn't like I was her daughter anymore. She was looking at me like I was a circus freak...I tried to leave it as best as I could, but my heart was breaking."

Ouch. Good thing for Heidi that her new face was probably still too stiff to register her disappointment.

But really, a circus freak? Isn't that a little harsh? To the circus freaks, we mean. To be fair, they usually don't enlist the services of a plastic surgeon to make themselves grotesque. And unlike Montag, they're generally only unpleasant on the outside.

 

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  • erin lynch
    erin lynch

    I rather doubt that she is even human...

  • troublen10ac
    troublen10ac

    Heidi looks like a freek. A plastic freek. A shiney weird waxy plastic freek

  • H O
    H O

    I don't think she looks that bad, she just looks kind of plasticy. I mean anyone can tell that she has a lot of jobs done to her face.. she just doesn't look in her twenties anymore.. I think she looks like a forties women who had a lot of plastic surgeries, but she doesn't look like a freak or something.

  • kurvini_sinovi
    kurvini_sinovi

    I really don't get the Twilight comment....what the f*ck has twilight with Heidi Montag's ugly face!!??

  • Mjx
    Mjx

    Well, the woman is what? twenty-three? And her mother has watched grow and change gradually over that period of time. Suddenly, Heidi shows up with an acknowledged 10 procedures, and virtually nothing significant left of her original adult face. So, her mother was probably trying to catch a glimpse of some trace of her child... you know an expression (oh, wait, forgot: that possibility has been botoxed away), angle of the cheek, jaw, something, ANYthing. And couldn't find it. It would've been hard enough if the surgery had been necessitated by a bad accident, but this... No wonder her mother stared at her like they're was something weird, there; there IS. But I agree that Heidi's comparison is unfair to circus freaks (even the 'made' ones, covered in tattoos and so on) ;)

  • Yeko32
    Yeko32

    I think Heidi wants to look like one of the characters from Twilight.

  • me laugh
    me laugh

    high five celebuzz!

  • roeschs3
    roeschs3

    i love this blog for this reason alone. how great was that worded.

  • danielle
    danielle

    bwahahahahahah