BUZZINGS: Anderson Cooper Doesn’t Like ‘Jersey Shore.’ This Is Getting Serious, People.
- CNN’s Anderson Cooper disses the Jersey Shore crew. We’re assuming this will be resolved with a televised tan-off, judged by Wolf Blitzer. (Dlisted)
- Is this a diet-product commercial or a phone-sex ad? Who cares? It’s Kim Kardashian in a bikini. They could be hawking cyanide, and we’d still buy it. (PopEater)
- Jennifer Aniston is so independent that she had the “his” bathroom in her home removed. She also built an addition to house the army of cats she’ll eventually own. (Parade)
- Tiger Woods is being released from rehab. Mothers, lock up your attention-seeking bimbos. (What Would Tyler Durden Do)
- Kanye West has yet another flare-up at the airport. At this rate, they’re going to start raising the terror level every time he books a flight soon. (Bossip)