Ashton Kutcher’s Unaired Twitter/Fart Joke SNL Sketch Masterpiece, “Tooter” (VIDEO)

Hey, you know how Ashton Kutcher hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend, and it was totally awesome?

Yeah, well it would have been that much more totally awesome if they had aired this skit. Behold, Demi Moore’s man-child spoofing his own Twitter obsession with an unfortunately unaired skit about his latest venture, Tooter, which alerts the world to when he farts. Yup, that’s right.

We have no idea why this didn’t make the cut, but check it out; it’s a real blast. And as crass as it might be, it’s still less objectionable than some of the things that Kutcher has tweeted.