BUZZINGS: Robert Pattinson Finds Sex With Uma Thurman “Disturbing.” Huh; Today Must Be Opposite Day.

  • Robert Pattinson says his sex scene with Uma Thurman in the upcoming film Bel Ami is “disturbing.” Audiences will no doubt be disturbed too, as they struggle to determine which one is prettier. (Starpulse)
  • Taylor Swift supposedly spent the night with John Mayer. But only so she could hold him as he quietly sobbed about breaking up with Jennifer Aniston. (Celebslam)
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the Super Bowl together. We can’t wait to see how the tabloids interpret this as further proof that their relationship is over. (Socialite Life)
  • Carrie Underwood sang the National Anthem live at the Super Bowl yesterday. Yes, unfortunately, a lack of lip-synching during a televised performance is news these days. (Gabby Babble)
  • So David Letterman, Oprah Winfrey and Jay Leno walk into a Super Bowl commercial…and, sadly, that’s the only hint of a joke you’ll find in this thing. (PopEater)