BUZZINGS: Jersey Shore’s JWoww Wants to Make it Really Big. Her Chest, That Is.
- Jersey Shore guidette JWoww’s plan for sustained career viability: Bigger breast implants! Because hanging out with a bunch of massive boobs has gotten her this far. (Celebslam)
- And now for her next trick, Rihanna will ride a zebra. With a mane made out of balloons. While wearing an outfit that looks like a Keith Haring painting threw up all over it. (Bossip)
- Peter Facinelli is unleashing the awesome power of Twi-hard nation to help Haiti earthquake victims. Pretend vampires—is there anything they can’t do? (PopEater)
- Because every straight guy in the world has been wondering, here’s what Beyonce looks like when she first gets out of bed in the morning. (Dlisted)
- Kendra Wilkinson wants everyone to know that she was crying after the Super Bowl because of the paparazzi, not because her husband’s team lost. So there. (Parade)