“Jack and John Went Up The Hill”, A Nursey Rhyme Inspired By The Latest John Mayer Revelation

Here at Celebuzz, we have good taste.  Decorum and respectability are our middle name, two middle names really then.  We have no comment when it comes to the allegations by Perez Hilton about John Mayer’s romantic proclivities or personal dalliances.  None whatsoever.  Not a single thing to say about it.  Seriously, nothing. 

However, do so love nursey rhymes.

“Jack and John Went Up The Hill”

Jack and John went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
John went down,
On Jack’s man crown
And Perez tattled all about it.

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