John Mayer Tells Playboy His Junk Is Racist, Uses The N-Word

John Mayer Tells Playboy His Junk Is Racist, Uses The N-Word-photo

UPDATE: After pretty much infuriating everyone on the planet, John Mayer has apologized for his use of a racial slur in Playboy, tweeting, "I am sorry that I used the word. And it's such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there's no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged."

Mayer has yet to apologize for insinuating that Jennifer Aniston is over the hill in the same interview.

Oh, look, everybody; John Mayer found room in his mouth for his other foot during his Playboy interview/free-flowing monologue of poorly chosen statements!

Not content to humiliate his ex-girlfriends during his chat with Hugh Hefner's mag, the Battle Studies singer spiced up the conversation with some good old-fashioned racism. Detailing his no-doubt-stunning rapport with the black community, Mayer declared,

"Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n*gger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass?"

Uh, maybe because not everybody revels in the notion of being as offensive as possible, all the time, John?

But, as it turns out, Mayer was, once again, letting his Little John do the talking, as he went on to clarify that he's not really a racist—just his unit is. Asked if his many female conquests have included any black women, Mayer admitted,

"I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke c*ck."

And, apparently, a Michael Richards mouth. We can only imagine that he slips a little white hood over his wang instead of a condom when he's bedding the ladies.



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  • bobbiesimpson

    I think his hooded David Duke weiner needs to be prosecuted!

  • usuckstupid

    [quote=Ghetto boy]As long as they have money for chicken and grits, black folk are gonna be a-ok. We don't need John Mayer, he don't pay no bills! Now somebody pass me the rock! if NOBODY knows you're a white person clever!

  • Ghetto boy
    Ghetto boy

    As long as they have money for chicken and grits, black folk are gonna be a-ok. We don't need John Mayer, he don't pay no bills! Now somebody pass me the rock!

  • White Women Everywhere
    White Women Everywhere

    Speaking for white women everywhere, we don't want him.

  • Chivs.

    You can't hate John Mayer. Everyone makes mistakes & he's too funny to hate.

  • shellbelle

    Wow, how intelligent and evolved. ..

  • Keepin' in real
    Keepin' in real

    It's a good thing black folk don't have any money or he would lose album sales!

  • shellbelle

    Hey GuestGirl, grab a clue. He alienated an entire group of people., not just 'a few black chicks'. You are an ingornant fool.

  • noone

    I think he hates white people

  • chocolate sista
    chocolate sista

    okay. wtf fellow black woman whose a huge fan who just lost all respect for this dude.

  • noah

    You should have heard what he said about Mexicans.

  • GuestGirl

    Calm yourselves ladies....I'm POSITIVE that Mr. Mayer won't miss a few black chics. Seriously, we are hardly his target demographic. He's being honest...good for him.

  • Tionna

    I agree with Tiffy. I, a black woman, am a huge fan of John and his music, but his comment breaks my heart. I don't believe that he is racist but i feel that he doesn't find black woman attractive and quite frankly that hurts my feelings. I'm still going to listen to his music and i'm going to his concert in April, but i don't think i'll ever look at him the same.

  • Tiffy Lapierre
    Tiffy Lapierre

    oh wow! black woman here, and love john mayer's music. Every woman loves to fantasize that she is the object of desire in a love song, or whatever kind of song, so if he has a david duke C-word then maybe I shouldn't buy his music, maybe he isn't writing it for us [black women along with everyone else] to enjoy. Was really a HUGE fan, very surprised by this. (I don't think he's racist by the way, i just now believe he finds blk women unattractive like most dudes)

  • Julie

    He is gross

  • shellbelle

    Keep talking, d-bag.