John Mayer Tells Playboy His Junk Is Racist, Uses The N-Word

UPDATE: After pretty much infuriating everyone on the planet, John Mayer has apologized for his use of a racial slur in Playboy, tweeting, “I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged.”

Mayer has yet to apologize for insinuating that Jennifer Aniston is over the hill in the same interview.

Oh, look, everybody; John Mayer found room in his mouth for his other foot during his Playboy interview/free-flowing monologue of poorly chosen statements!

Not content to humiliate his ex-girlfriends during his chat with Hugh Hefner’s mag, the Battle Studies singer spiced up the conversation with some good old-fashioned racism. Detailing his no-doubt-stunning rapport with the black community, Mayer declared,

“Someone asked me the other day, ‘What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?’ And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n*gger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass?”

Uh, maybe because not everybody revels in the notion of being as offensive as possible, all the time, John?

But, as it turns out, Mayer was, once again, letting his Little John do the talking, as he went on to clarify that he’s not really a racist—just his unit is. Asked if his many female conquests have included any black women, Mayer admitted,

“I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke c*ck.”

And, apparently, a Michael Richards mouth. We can only imagine that he slips a little white hood over his wang instead of a condom when he’s bedding the ladies.