BUZZINGS: Taylor Lautner Turns 18 Today. You May Now Commence With Your Guilt-Free Longing.

  • Rejoice; you can now lust after Taylor Lautner without feeling the need to scrub your brain with Purell afterward. (E! Online)
  • Kendra Wilkinson had a baby in December, and now she looks like this in a bikini. Step away from the rusty razor blades, ladies. (PopEater)
  • Jon and Kate Gosselin might be reuniting on TV because they’ve mended their relationship and have seen the error of their ways. Just kidding; it’s because Jon’s totally broke. (The Superficial)
  • Can you think of a better use of Mexico’s military than protecting Jennifer Aniston during her birthday party? Yeah, we didn’t think so. (Starpulse)
  • Conan O’Brien may be replacing Simon Cowell on American Idol, just as soon as he undergoes intensive Jerk Training. (Limelife)