BUZZINGS: Angelina Jolie Will Notâ€”Repeat NOTâ€”Be Adopting a Haitian Child. So There!
- Angelina Jolie denies that she'll be completing her collect-'em-all set of children by adopting a Haitian kid. Tabloids interpret this as a sign that Brad is leaving her in 3...2...1... (Dlisted)
- You mean celebrity moms don't magically drop back to their pre-baby weight weeks after giving birth? What's the complete opposite of surprised again? (PopEater)
- Megan Fox's Motorola ad thumb double has been discovered. This must be how Woodward and Bernstein felt when they first made contact with Deep Throat. (What Would Tyler Durden Do)
- Jon Gosselin's ex classes things up by blabbing that he's poorly endowed. Congratulations, you now have J-Goss' junk on your mind. (Bossip)
- Michael Douglas and Matt Damon will be playing lovers in the upcoming Liberace biopic. You're welcome for that mental image, too. (Starpulse)