Today On The Internet: Raptor Swallows Cheerleader

You guys ready for this? Check out the best of the best of what’s buzzing around the ‘net today. You WON’T be sorry:

  • The Toronto Raptors mascot swallows a cheerleader whole. You’ve gotta see this! (The Daily What)
  • No plans tonight? Well, sir/madam, let us introduce the 2010 Opening Olympic Ceremony drinking game! (Buzzfeed)
  • If you’re not entertained by this guy playing Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” on a Kazoo, then we donno what’s wrong with you. (Uncoached)
  • The World’s longest-married couple (85 years) Herbert+Zelmyra Fisher are now on Twitter! Ask them how to make it work, just in time for V-day! (Twitter)
  • DAILY CUTENESS CHALLENGE: OMFG: A real life Shiba Inu watching the Shiba Inu puppy cam! It’s just too much!!! If you find anything cuter on the Internet today, post it in the comments. We dare you. (Urlesque)