Taylor Lautner’s Abs Remain Vexingly Covered in ‘Entertainment Weekly’ Outtakes (PHOTOS)

Can someone please tell Entertainment Weekly that they’re doing it wrong?

Not content to let his Twilight co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hog the Internet today with their sexy new Eclipse stills, Taylor Lautner decided to surface this morning with these outtakes from his November 2009 EW cover-shoot.

Which is nice and all, but can anyone tell us what is wrong with these pictures?

We’ll give you a hint: It rhymes with “hurt.” As in, “It really makes our hearts hurt that Taylor’s rippling, now-legal abs are not visible in these pictures.”

Not cool, Entertainment Weekly. Not cool at all. We’re totally calling backsies on that Valentine we sent you over the weekend.

As for the rest of you, if you can stand to view the utterly spirit-crushing sight of Taylor Lautner with a shirt on, feel free to peruse our photo gallery.