Megan Fox Keeps the Ridiculous Quote Train Rolling for 'W' Magazine

Megan Fox Keeps the Ridiculous Quote Train Rolling for 'W' Magazine-photo

Goodness knows, a lot of goofy stuff has spilled out of Megan Fox's pretty little mouth over the past couple of years. And judging from her latest high-profile interview, the Transformers beauty has no intention of hitting the brakes on the Crazy-Quote Express anytime soon.

Fox graces the cover of the new issue of W Magazine, and this month the "W" stands for "WTF is this crazy chick talking about?" because that's pretty much what anyone would think after reading some choice nuggets from the piece.

Fox gives the Quote Machine a good kick-start by insisting that, despite some pretty solid evidence to the contrary, she really doesn't look very good in her underwear:

"There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn't necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I'm in underwear. I'm a Vargas girl."

If that little tidbit seems calculated to make mere mortal females tear out their hair in frustration, there's a good reason: Megan Fox can't stand women. At least the women she comes into contact with on a regular basis. Check out this bit of situational misogyny below:

"I don't trust people in this industry, but I especially don't trust girls in this industry, because it's incredibly competitive, and I'm just not interested."

But don't get Megan wrong; she's not a heartless shrew. In fact, beneath the perfect exterior and icy outlook toward her own gender, she's just a simple gal who yearns to raise some young'uns and pass on her hotness gene to future generations: 

"I'm really maternal. I worry that because I've always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won't be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment."

As long as she doesn't have daughters. In which case, those little be-yotches better watch their backs, because Mommy is in no mood to be competed with.

 

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  • fanofhil5
    fanofhil5

    overrated. thats all i have to say .

  • stellar
    stellar

    this article is ridiculous Tim you are no brain moron, loser, nothing was wrong what she said, you just don't have any mental capacity

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    Megan Fox is cool. I would love to hangout with her and I'm a girl. I'm not jealous of her hotness or anything and I love her interviews. They're funny and many times you learn interesting things about her.

  • unsure
    unsure

    smooches, see, and unsure, u may be fans and love her, but i bet u she is one celeb who doesnt give a sh!t about her fans. i dont know her but from what i see and hear she doesnt seem like someone who cares for others then herself. i dont know that, just reporting what i feel, i could be wrong but i dont think i am, or i'm not far off. That doesn't really bother me. I'll still support her.

  • jake
    jake

    @Tim Kenneally Megan Fox didn't say anything remotely "crazy" or "ridiculous" here. It seems you are either desperately trying to spin and sensationalize everything she says or you're bad at reading comprehension. Either way, this post was just stupid.

  • yeah
    yeah

    I don't know why she keeps on getting a bad rep for the things she says. I find that most of them do actually make sense. Idiot journalists just like to add their own spin on things, reinterpreting what she says and then poking fun at said reinterpretation. Now THAT doesn't make any sense. yEP

  • Foxhound
    Foxhound

    I don't know why she keeps on getting a bad rep for the things she says. I find that most of them do actually make sense. Idiot journalists just like to add their own spin on things, reinterpreting what she says and then poking fun at said reinterpretation. Now THAT doesn't make any sense.

  • abc
    abc

    smooches, see, and unsure, u may be fans and love her, but i bet u she is one celeb who doesnt give a sh!t about her fans. i dont know her but from what i see and hear she doesnt seem like someone who cares for others then herself. i dont know that, just reporting what i feel, i could be wrong but i dont think i am, or i'm not far off.

  • unsure
    unsure

    I love her.

  • noah
    noah

    me too a straight girl - and i have never seen anyone be so attractive, her body is like a beautiful landscape, her arms her shoulders her legs her knees her skin every little inch moves in a beautiful flow, and artist couldn't build such a endlessly beautiful sculpture as her body is. Lady, keep it in your pants.

  • 878755
    878755

    BITCH all i can say bout fox, i have seen lots of woman more beautiful then her. but whatever

  • see
    see

    me too a straight girl - and i have never seen anyone be so attractive, her body is like a beautiful landscape, her arms her shoulders her legs her knees her skin every little inch moves in a beautiful flow, and artist couldn't build such a endlessly beautiful sculpture as her body is - but her thumbs are toes - dented perfection

  • smooches
    smooches

    i'm a straight girl and i effing heart her!!

 
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