Megan Fox Keeps the Ridiculous Quote Train Rolling for ‘W’ Magazine

Celebuzz / February 16, 2010

Goodness knows, a lot of goofy stuff has spilled out of Megan Fox’s pretty little mouth over the past couple of years. And judging from her latest high-profile interview, the Transformers beauty has no intention of hitting the brakes on the Crazy-Quote Express anytime soon.

Fox graces the cover of the new issue of W Magazine, and this month the “W” stands for “WTF is this crazy chick talking about?” because that’s pretty much what anyone would think after reading some choice nuggets from the piece.

Fox gives the Quote Machine a good kick-start by insisting that, despite some pretty solid evidence to the contrary, she really doesn’t look very good in her underwear:

“There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn’t necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I’m in underwear. I’m a Vargas girl.”

If that little tidbit seems calculated to make mere mortal females tear out their hair in frustration, there’s a good reason: Megan Fox can’t stand women. At least the women she comes into contact with on a regular basis. Check out this bit of situational misogyny below:

“I don’t trust people in this industry, but I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested.”

But don’t get Megan wrong; she’s not a heartless shrew. In fact, beneath the perfect exterior and icy outlook toward her own gender, she’s just a simple gal who yearns to raise some young’uns and pass on her hotness gene to future generations: 

“I’m really maternal. I worry that because I’ve always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won’t be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment.”

As long as she doesn’t have daughters. In which case, those little be-yotches better watch their backs, because Mommy is in no mood to be competed with.