Southwest Airlines "No Fly Fatty" List Revealed in This Week's Cheap Shot

Southwest Airlines

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Despite a series of apologies from Southwest Airlines, film director Kevin Smith remains outraged over his recent ouster from a Southwest Airlines flight as a result of his extra large body size.  While Southwest claims to have no specific policy banning the XXLs, Celebuzz has learned that the "Symbol of Freedom" airline actually has a fairly extensive list of celebrity passengers that are virtually banned from being seated on their airline.

We've culled a few samples from SWA's No Fatty Fly List:

Kirstie No Fly

Totally unfair! 

Jessica_Banned

Outrageous!  There must be some mistake.

Chunk_Banned

Not Princess Chunk, the world's fattest cat!

KFed Banned

K-Fed?  Okay, this one kind of makes sense.

 

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  • purple roses
    purple roses

    I know you are fat!. About my English.... YOU understood it very well I can see.... why do you have a really huge issue with fat people seariously why....oh so where you thee kid at school that people picked o for being fat so now you have a prooblem with fat people as you take your anger and hate on them...FOR GOD SAKE WOMAN...act your age and stop with the name calling thats something my 10yr old sister does..

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    I know you are fat!. About my English.... YOU understood it very well I can see.... yup..i understood it well because i'm educated enough to understand a illiterate person such as yourself....and no,i'm not fat...you're s 48yr old woman..act your age...stop hating on people with weight issues...

  • niceandtyde
    niceandtyde

    i don't know which is worse..you not being able to speak english or the fact that your're a f*cktard...how the hell do you know that the dude was gay or that he was 300 pounds?did you weigh him?get a life and stop hating on people with weight issues... I know you are fat!. About my English.... YOU understood it very well I can see....

  • purple roses
    purple roses

    you must be a sad little boy to write such a crapass comment about someone who was humiliated infront of everyone over his weight...wtf is wrong with you?you call him a "void-of-talent wannabe porker"..but he's famous..are you?.remember..ignorance can be cured. stupid is forever... i agree with you but unfortunitly thier are just some poeple who aree a narsty peice of work and nobody should listen o thier opinion i think who cares what weight the person is its the personality and the whats in thier hearts that count the most..

  • purple roses
    purple roses

    I am sorry.... I need to say I agree with Southwest Airlines!. Last time I flew to Europe (about 9 hours fly) I shared half of my seat with a 300 pounds gay....It was a nightmare!!!! . Who is doing wrong here?...LOST WEIGHT OR PAY DOBLE SEAT!!!!.Kevin Smith is a fat ass and has enough money to pay a GYM or a personal trainer. ...and WW (Weigh Watchers)!!!!!! why the hell are you taking the micky out of people who have weight problems you think that its ok for them to pay for a double seat when they probably already feel self conciouse about themselves and then poeple like you go and throw another thing at them to make them feel bad....wth

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    Fatsos like fat-ass Kevin Smith are selfish pigs. Lose some weight and stop taking up half of my seat....you fat piece of crap. You are dead wrong to complain like a spoiled fatso child, jackass. Shut up and lose some weight !!! Normal-sized people who don't eat like pigs have a right to an airline seat that isn't invaded by a fat, smelly, loud, obnoxious, void-of-talent wannabe porker. Shut up...you fat F*&% !!!! I'm 100% behind Southwest airlines policies and will complain if seated next to a selfish fatso like Kevin fat-ass Smith.... Thank you Southwest Airlines !!!! you must be a sad little boy to write such a crapass comment about someone who was humiliated infront of everyone over his weight...wtf is wrong with you?you call him a "void-of-talent wannabe porker"..but he's famous..are you?.remember..ignorance can be cured. stupid is forever...

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    I am sorry.... I need to say I agree with Southwest Airlines!. Last time I flew to Europe (about 9 hours fly) I shared half of my seat with a 300 pounds gay....It was a nightmare!!!! . Who is doing wrong here?...LOST WEIGHT OR PAY DOBLE SEAT!!!!.Kevin Smith is a fat ass and has enough money to pay a GYM or a personal trainer. ...and WW (Weigh Watchers)!!!!!! i don't know which is worse..you not being able to speak english or the fact that your're a f*cktard...how the hell do you know that the dude was gay or that he was 300 pounds?did you weigh him?get a life and stop hating on people with weight issues...

  • niceandtyde
    niceandtyde

    I am sorry.... I need to say I agree with Southwest Airlines!. Last time I flew to Europe (about 9 hours fly) I shared half of my seat with a 300 pounds gay....It was a nightmare!!!! . Who is doing wrong here?...LOST WEIGHT OR PAY DOBLE SEAT!!!!.Kevin Smith is a fat ass and has enough money to pay a GYM or a personal trainer. ...and WW (Weigh Watchers)!!!!!!

  • Bob
    Bob

    Fatsos like fat-ass Kevin Smith are selfish pigs. Lose some weight and stop taking up half of my seat....you fat piece of crap. You are dead wrong to complain like a spoiled fatso child, jackass. Shut up and lose some weight !!! Normal-sized people who don't eat like pigs have a right to an airline seat that isn't invaded by a fat, smelly, loud, obnoxious, void-of-talent wannabe porker. Shut up...you fat F*&% !!!! I'm 100% behind Southwest airlines policies and will complain if seated next to a selfish fatso like Kevin fat-ass Smith.... Thank you Southwest Airlines !!!!

  • Linda
    Linda

    The part that drove him crazy was not the act itself but what followed... they found out who he was and then permitted him to get on the next flight...essentially having humiliated him in front of a whole plane of people for nothing! That aside, i think his anger does spawn from shame but given that what...like 60% of the US's population is overweight? not to mention the obese.... i think an American airline may want to revise their poilicies... i weigh 105 pounds and even i am uncomfortable in those tiny seats.

  • Skinny Person
    Skinny Person

    If he is too big for his seat he should have to purchase an extra if none are available he should absolutely wait for the next flight. Some of us are tired of having to share half of our seat with the fat guy next to us and he's free to book two in advance given that he knows how big his ass is.

  • jj
    jj

    people have weigh issues and i think that airline needs a good kick in the ass. that was just ugh, kevin smith i'm on ur side.

  • Linna
    Linna

    No, it should be anger - if every idiot with a fake tan can be angry at being called a dipsh*t by the media, Smith has ever right to his outrage. Plus, why should he be ashamed? He's gorgeous.