You’re Totally Gonna Marry This Robert Pattinson Pillow

What would you give to snuggle up to Robert Pattinson every night? If the answer is $35 bucks, then we’ve got something for ya!

Behold the RPattz Manllow, being touted as “half man, half pillow.” And, um, completely ridiculous. The site goes on to explain,

“For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one”

Unfortunately, you’ll have to wait your turn, ladies and gents— the Cullen doll is currently sold out as of yesterday. Wow, that’s not creepy at all….