Heidi Montag Wants to Massage Your Ears With Two New Songs (VIDEO)

Heidi Montag Wants to Massage Your Ears With Two New Songs (VIDEO)-photo

Fear not; though we were all devastated by the passing of Knack frontman Doug Fieger earlier this week, the art of crafting classic, timeless pop definitely lives on. Need some proof? Hills vixen Heidi Montag has graced the world with not one, but two new songs today, because she loves us all and wants us to be happy. And dancing.

"Trash Me" issues a stern warning to the haters who would tarnish Montag's meteoric rise to world domination with their negativity, while "Sex Ed" is a bawdy little romp that promises a wealth of carnal knowledge to any lucky man who can look at her radically altered face long enough to get it on. Sample lyric:

You got the green light
Now ready set go
Give me that student body
I'll teach you all I know

See? We told you it was good.

Brace yourself for a bout of sonic bliss and check out the tunes below:

 

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  • PanaWana González
    PanaWana González

    Is her voice totally mixed with some REAL singer voice? OH MY GOSH! This is one of the most stupid songs that i've EVER heard! Please get a real job Heidi!

  • BSpears is Awesome
    BSpears is Awesome

    "Trash Me" is a lesser version of BSpear's "Piece of Me". No matter what Heidi, you will never be Britney.

  • maiseethao
    maiseethao

    Its such a shame, that she wanted to get plastic surgery for the fact that she wanted to compete with all the other pop stars and her album sold less then 800 albums. Sad. Now she has to live with that mess she did on her face.

  • crystalhope
    crystalhope

    I would almost be willing to pay to hear the raw vocal recordings of her songs. I can only imagine how terrible she sounds in the studio, with no music and mixing to make it somewhat tolerable. When I hear something like this, I always have to wonder what the people in the studio are thinking when recording and then mixing the music. They just burst into laughter all the time. It's a hard work, but somebody must do it)) And Heidi, don't you worry - you never got out of trash bin, we won't trash you again

  • sophie
    sophie

    both music uses auto-tone she can't sing for s h i t. girl you can't sing this is not your calling

  • kopns
    kopns

    I would almost be willing to pay to hear the raw vocal recordings of her songs. I can only imagine how terrible she sounds in the studio, with no music and mixing to make it somewhat tolerable. When I hear something like this, I always have to wonder what the people in the studio are thinking when recording and then mixing the music.

  • ThisIsYourFace
    ThisIsYourFace

    Nul a chier ! Voila c'est dit ! *SHIIIIT*

  • ThisIsYourFace
    ThisIsYourFace

    C'est nul à chier ! Voilà c'est dit ! *sh*t*