Miley Cyrus Invites You to Caption Her As She Prepares to Devour This Human Baby

By: Celebuzz / February 18, 2010

It must be a terrifying experience for an infant: The exact moment when he realizes that he’s about to be devoured whole by America’s reigning tween queen. Which is what we assume is happening here, because can you think of a better explanation?

What runs through a baby’s head, as it suddenly occurs to him that the same mouth that gave the world “Party In the USA” is about to unhinge its jaws python-like and consume him in one gulp?

That’s where you come in: Hit up the comments section and tell us what this ill-fated tot is thinking as it stares down certain death at the hands of Miley Cyrus.

The reader with the most creative caption will win the satisfaction of knowing that he or she really should consider seeking help.