Miley Cyrus Invites You to Caption Her As She Prepares to Devour This Human Baby

Miley Cyrus Invites You to Caption Her As She Prepares to Devour This Human Baby-photo

It must be a terrifying experience for an infant: The exact moment when he realizes that he's about to be devoured whole by America's reigning tween queen. Which is what we assume is happening here, because can you think of a better explanation?

What runs through a baby's head, as it suddenly occurs to him that the same mouth that gave the world "Party In the USA" is about to unhinge its jaws python-like and consume him in one gulp?

That's where you come in: Hit up the comments section and tell us what this ill-fated tot is thinking as it stares down certain death at the hands of Miley Cyrus.

The reader with the most creative caption will win the satisfaction of knowing that he or she really should consider seeking help.

 

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  • he he
    he he

    baby- jamie fox was right thats alotta gum

  • XxGERxX
    XxGERxX

    "POTTY IN THE USA" - MegaStar looking for Muchies causes accident

  • dgnd
    dgnd

    Baby: Whoa, girl, I'm the cute one!

  • natalia
    natalia

    this picture is sooooo old

  • Smileyald23
    Smileyald23

    Oh no, you weren't supposed to see that !!!

  • Darcie
    Darcie

    "Bitch you did NOT just eat my mushed peas! That was MY DINNER!"

  • caity
    caity

    that is one scared baby. MILEY sraced that baby to death. poor baby :(

  • J
    J

    Baby: Why am i being punished like this

  • germanxxannie
    germanxxannie

    by the way: that picture is AT LEAST two years old ... some new news please

  • elisia
    elisia

    [quote=Kyle Sharp]baby: now would be a great time for my first steps. it would

  • malaz
    malaz

    run away baby safe your slef

  • malaz
    malaz

    poor baby i hope she don't say that's nick baby .byeeeeeeeeeee! people

  • malazjan15@Yahoo.com
    malazjan15@Yahoo.com

    oh!!! i said thatshe had that baby from nick she f*cked him good

  • Gii
    Gii

    wow!!! u guys don't have anything new to post?? this pic is really old! u just need to criticize people to make u feel good! go find something nice to do! there are so many people dying and all you care is sayng bad things about everyone. get a grip. btw, that baby is adorable!

  • Carol
    Carol

    god!! that picture is sooooo old!! think this site needs some updates, huh??

  • vitoria
    vitoria

    poor baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wafe
    wafe

    fukkk!!! shes guna eat me

  • rae
    rae

    Baby: Ahhhhhh im about to get eaten!

  • oh yeah
    oh yeah

    Poor baby looks terrified, scream for your life little baby & try to get away. But fortunately the girl only devours and kills old boyfriends with her big nasty mouth and lies. Biggest teen b----h!.

  • test
    test

    Baby! Are you my an angel? or a goddest? boy you prettyyy

  • tide
    tide

    I know of miley ever since I was consive. My momma party in the usa with my dadda miley is that famous.

  • tore
    tore

    BABY: omg am star struck! I party in my mamma belly in the usa

  • star
    star

    Is she my mamma? she pretttyyyyyyyy

  • nitti
    nitti

    I love her, this pic is old

  • rober
    rober

    baby : Is miley taken? she can babysit me anytime...

  • say
    say

    the baby: she got me at hello!!!!!!! she beautiful!

  • same
    same

    your blue eyes are gorgeous.

  • beauty
    beauty

    the baby is consume with miley beautiful face and hypnoticed with her angel eyes.

  • whatever10
    whatever10

    hahahaha!!..miley ur SCARING the BABY!!...

  • delinkwink
    delinkwink

    Baby caption: "Holy Chalito! I want outta' here!"

  • no duh
    no duh

    haha that baby looks so freakin scared!

  • purple roses
    purple roses

    awwww!!! poor baby it looks absolutely terrified bless it awwww!! well i would be pritty upset too if miley cyrus was look at me like that she looks like she could swollow that baby whole..LOL!!

  • Kyle Sharp
    Kyle Sharp

    baby: now would be a great time for my first steps.

  • Norhan Taylor
    Norhan Taylor

    they re so cute with each other

  • Maw Mawv
    Maw Mawv

    YOU ARE ABOUT TO SQUEEZE MY ADDORABLE BUTT SO HARD, THAT I MIGHT POOP ON YOUR PARTY IN THE USA!!!

  • Holly, UK
    Holly, UK

    Baby: "Oh my god! Her mouth is the size of my head!"

  • kellyyying
    kellyyying

    "holy sh*t! your teeth ARE jacked up!"

  • IaN
    IaN

    Get in my BELLY!!!!

  • Kate
    Kate

    This picture is so old from 2008...running out of Miley news celebuzz?? Hm?

  • Sammm
    Sammm

    Poor baby. IF ONLY YOU COULD RUN AWAY !

  • dgd
    dgd

    stop hate, jealous people

  • Megan
    Megan

    baby: Maybe if I stay very still, she won't eat 'mwe'

  • sophie1986
    sophie1986

    It's not very obvious in this pic but it's actually a Disney remake of Little Red Hood with Miley starring as the toothfairy who eats children to regain her virginity, which she sold online to Robert Pattinson. In this scene, the evil toothfairy steals the baby's soul before she feeds on him. In the end, Joaquim Phoenix saves the world by performing a rap, which ultimately kills the toothfairy.

  • shorty
    shorty

    the baby looks kinda scared of her hah the baby is adorable !! Soo cuteeeee !!

  • jade
    jade

    baby: dude, is that my brother in there?

  • Mark Rodriguez
    Mark Rodriguez

    I am going to teach you how to "PARTY IN THE USA"!!!

  • purple roses
    purple roses

    omg look that at that babies face it looks terrified, and so would i if miley cyrus was looking at me as though she wants to eat me look at the size of her mouth

  • mana
    mana

    OMG miley cyrus is holdin meeeeeeee................................can u belive it babies????? ....btw u r kinda SCARYY..... :/

  • noah
    noah

    Baby: "Your breath smells like Billy Ray Cyrus... that's weird."