Heidi Montag Thinks Her New Face Will Improve Her Designing Skills

Hey, guess what? Not only has Heidi Montag’s plastic-surgery spree given her a whole new face, but it’s also completely revitalized her clothing-design ambitions. Cosmetic surgery—is there anything it can’t do?

Readers may recall that the Hills blonde’s last attempt at a clothing line, Heidiwood, ended in a spectacular pile of fail, but now that she feels “sexier and more confident” thanks to her marathon scalpel session, she figures she’s ready to give it another crack. Wearing a frock of her own creation to the Valentine’s Day party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, Montag explained,

“This is just the beginning. I’d really love to eventually wear mostly my only [sic] designs.”

Oh, and don’t worry; she plans to whip up a design for all the little people out there too:

“I really would love to do a low end line [for my] fans and it can be really accessible and then a one of a kind couture line to really showcase my creativity. Look out for my bikini line this summer!”

Wait; is that a promise or a threat?

Share with us in the comments section: Would you ever wear an item of clothing that Heidi Montag had anything to do with, in any way, shape or form?