BUZZINGS: Angelina Jolie’s Father Joins Her “Look, We’re a Happy Family!” Tour of Italy

  • As long as she’s convincing the world that she and Brad Pitt are still together, Angelina Jolie decides to reunite with her estranged father Jon Voight in Venice. But probably only to get a group discount on the gondola rides. (Dlisted)
  • Conspiracy alert: Tiger Woods will soon appear happy in front of the cameras with his wife Elin and their kids. And yes, it will be as staged as the moon landing. (PopEater)
  • Oh, hey, look; it’s Bar Refaeli in a bikini. And she’s brought some hot gal-pals along! The only way this could be better is if a pillow fight broke out. (What Would Tyler Durden Do)
  • Kim Kardashian admits to laser treatment, says she’s “like a little hairless Chihuahua.” Please don’t drag small, yappy dogs into our fantasies, Kim; that’s just unhealthy. (Starpulse)
  • Former Growing Pains actor Andrew Koenig has gone missing. Sadly, Kirk Cameron is still on the scene and annoying everyone with his anti-evolution rants. (Huffington Post)