Guess The Celebrity Cankles (PHOTOS)

They try to exercise them, they try to surgerize them, and murderize them and even cover them in pants!  But they never ever go away, even when arched to the nth degree in ridiculously angled heels.

They are....cankles.  The anatomical intersection of the calf and ankle that on some women just happens to be partly, mostly, or altogether absent (leading to the 1/4 cankle, the 1/2 cankle, and the dreaded, full cankle!)

And since we are total jerks, we've taken it upon ourselves to assemble a gallery of celebrity ladies who suffer from this lower-leg curse

See if you can guess which celebrity owns these cankled gams.

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  • L Russell Bowden
    L Russell Bowden

    Katy Perry does NOT have cankles. Whomever put her in this line-up is ignorant and needs to do some research on cankles.

  • TardExposer
    TardExposer

    How did you get here, then? It's not like you stumbled upon this by accident.

  • duhhhhhhhh
    duhhhhhhhh

    who came up with this idiotic list.. none of these ppl have cankles... wow, what morons

  • Belka Kaile
    Belka Kaile

    Shove your ridiculous demented fashion drama down your behind !! She looks AWESOMe!!

  • liiilo
    liiilo

    Guess I don't know what a cankle is. Most of these legs look perfectly normal--some are even muscular.

  • Merrill
    Merrill

    I think the person who wrote this must have chicken legs. Women are suppose to have calf muscles otherwise they are called chicken legs....it doesn't mean they have "cankles"! WOW! What a stupid way to try and make themselves feel better about their non-girlie legs. So sad that you will never have a womenly body whoever you are.....

  • Tiffany Brown
    Tiffany Brown

    NOT cankles

  • tujay
    tujay

    Jealousy is not attractive. She's beautiful and looks like a woman, not a wire clothes hanger.

  • bosshawk
    bosshawk

    Definitely not the best legs. Maybe should stick to slacks and long gowns.

  • Chanell
    Chanell

    You ppl are STUPID as hell !! OMG you pissed me off !!!!!! UGH !! Miley is NOT fat OMG !!! I wanna see you THIN ppl !!!!!! I'm sure you all are FAT, STUPID and talentless ppl who just sit on computer all day and write sh*t on famous ppl cause you're JELAOUS !!!!!!! F*ck you all !!! *I AGREEEEE* you people need to f*cking grow up..your all just jelous b*itches

  • Christina
    Christina

    To everyone saying that she's fat, you're all completely ignorant. Your perception on body image is distorted, go learn about body weight.

  • Ros
    Ros

    ahmmm i'm confused....coz those legs look really perfect for me..not too thick, nor too thin.. it's perfect... so what exactly is considered to be a cankle again???

  • damirello
    damirello

    mmmmm.....

  • frezzy
    frezzy

    Miley is not thin but also not fat! But yeah she's chubby and ugly!

  • hottie92
    hottie92

    UGGHHHH GUYS. MILEY IS NOT FAT!! SHE HAS A PERFECT BODY LOSERS! U'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HER! SHE LOOKS GREAT! SHE'S 17 JUST LIKE ME AND SHE WANT'S TO LIVE HER LIFE; SO LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!! PPL LIKE U BECOME PAPARAZZIS! AND U KNOW EVERYBODY HATES PAPARAZZIS!! U'RE SO DAMN RIGHT 'flavourousgirl'!!!

  • Brit
    Brit

    Miley's far from fat... Oh and she has gorgeous legs!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Brit
    Brit

    She looks like a smurf...........

  • guest
    guest

    She is kinda fat she's not tiny so she is fat! And to Yoyo girl I think you're way to thin! are u f*cking kidding me?! i'm guessing you are fat since u think that. gosh, ppl you are so freaking weird. and she doesn't have cankles.

  • guest
    guest

    Poor husband. aghhh. yuk

  • deninha
    deninha

    lady gaga? tenhu quase certeza... axo q faz o estilo dela kiss

  • karensue
    karensue

    HORRIBLE shoes and whoever the moron is that got the assignment to find celebrities with cankles is a MORON!

  • karensue
    karensue

    Close to cankles but still no.

  • karensue
    karensue

    ...I'm speechless...

  • karensue
    karensue

    Even if she had cankles, no one would notice with those thighs!

  • karensue
    karensue

    Not even close to cankles! BUT I am digging the shoes!

  • karensue
    karensue

    Maybe she has potential for cankles if she gains 100 pounds!

  • karensue
    karensue

    Do these people even know what a cankle is?

  • karensue
    karensue

    There are some fashion trends that should not be followed girlfriend! Her friends must hate her if no one tells her how horrible she looks. Then again, it does make them look better, LOL!

  • karensue
    karensue

    I don't want to know what is going on further north...yikes!!!

  • jerk
    jerk

    WOOF. Nelly has some bad angles. I thought Sharon Osbourne had "Thighkles" or something. Where was she?

  • jerk
    jerk

    This is ridic. No, that was Vin Diesel.

  • jerk
    jerk

    Rosie O'Donnell

  • HK
    HK

    I would kill for "cankles" like that.

  • HK
    HK

    This is ridic. Her legs are f*cking fabulous.

  • HK
    HK

    "Cankles" is an insult, right? I mean, it's not a flattering word. I think Christina Ricci's legs are gorgeous here and she's got slim, well defined ankles. I don't understand.

  • Rudolph
    Rudolph

    What's wrong with you people? I am no Miley Cyrus fan, but her body looks beautiful in this picture. Fat? Come on.

  • Unimpressed
    Unimpressed

    You can't even see their ankles, idiot. You gain one fail point for every picture in this gallery. Do you even know what a cankle is? Man, you guys are really scraping the barrel for articles.

  • Rudolph
    Rudolph

    She looks a little chubby, but her supposed cankles are the skinniest thing about her . Have you ever seen a cankle? None of these people qualify.

  • crispy
    crispy

    mischa barton does have awful cankles. not really any of the other ones. alicia keys is borderline cankly. a suprising one: michelle tractenberg* (sp?)

  • slipps
    slipps

    it's clearly photoshoped! look at her right ankle! it's almost non-existent!

  • mom
    mom

    Yuck said "I think her alleged "cankles" are the most flattering part of this whole picture." God, no kidding. That is a horribly unflattering, uh, shorts jumpsuit. Or whatever it is.

  • rhee
    rhee

    those aren't cankles.

  • Richie
    Richie

    I agree, a lot of these gals didn't have cankles at all..You missed Demi Lovato's stumps.

  • Jennifermarie
    Jennifermarie

    she is off jersy shore isnt she snookie or whatever....looks like her ass anyways

  • Irene
    Irene

    Beyonce

  • anni
    anni

    jordan? her name is jordin!

  • trib2
    trib2

    To the moron who put this together: NONE OF THESE WERE CANKLES!!

  • yoyo
    yoyo

    HAHAHA she looks like a midget. I have no idea who she is.

  • Yoyo
    Yoyo

    Reminds me of an Ape? Thats disgusting.

  • Samantha
    Samantha

    I thought that was a man at first!!!!!! DUDE!

  • lauren m.
    lauren m.

    Guys! I have an important question I'm 5'5 and my weight is like 83,5 pounds is that normal ? that is WAY skinny. you could gain thirty pounds and still look great!

  • jill
    jill

    Guys!I have an important question I'm 5'5 and my weight is like 83,5 pounds is that normal ? well if you're young (like 13 or watver) just look up "kids bmi" and u should see if it's a healthy weight. I'm 5'8 and way 120 but about 9 months ago i was 5'7 and weighed 103. But im still really skinny but it's just how my body is.

  • megan
    megan

    mileyyyyy. i didnt even need the obvious clue. i can tell by her toes(: lol. that sounded kinda weirddd....

  • Yuck
    Yuck

    I think her alleged "cankles" are the most flattering part of this whole picture.

  • Tori
    Tori

    I don't and wouldn't consider her as a celebrity.She is a no talent party girl.Define celebrity CELEBUZZ!!!!

  • no
    no

    Give me a friggin' break.

  • Katie
    Katie

    Guys! I have an important question I'm 5'5 and my weight is like 83,5 pounds is that normal ? Yoyo, a 5'5" female should weigh at least 105 lbs. And by most standards that is still very light.

  • pissed!
    pissed!

    omg, you people on celebuzz are just one of the MANY media outlets encouraging anorexia - maybe put a picture of YOUR ankles online and let us be the judge!!!!!

  • Yes
    Yes

    It makes me really happy to see a celebrity who doesn't shave her legs. I don't shave under my arms and I am sick of the inane criticism.

  • christy
    christy

    I would like to see what they consider a non-cankle ankle!!! JEEEZZZ

  • chicagofrogs
    chicagofrogs

    Wow ... Jessica Simpson's toes are fray-kay. I think my grammy's toes looked like that just before she died .... at 86!!!! Ew.

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth

    You ppl are STUPID as hell !! OMG you pissed me off !!!!!! UGH !! Miley is NOT fat OMG !!! I wanna see you THIN ppl !!!!!! I'm sure you all are FAT, STUPID and talentless ppl who just sit on computer all day and write sh*t on famous ppl cause you're JELAOUS !!!!!!! F*ck you all !!! is saying the right one? You wrote lies about Selena and why should w enot write TRUTHS about slutty cyrus? 1.She is not really fat but also not tiny 2.Her face is very very fat(Baby-face but it's not cute - at all!) 3.She is a horrible actress 4.She sounds like a dying duck 5.UGLY FAT TALENTLESS!

  • Ivy
    Ivy

    Dude, she totally needs to shave her legs! Thats really kinda weird.

  • the fabulous
    the fabulous

    forget the cankles, She needs to explain why she would wear a shirt dress with HORIZONTAL STRIPES across her wide ass. Not a good look, sister.

  • the fabulous
    the fabulous

    but look at the toes pointing in the wrong direction! EEEEEWWWW!!! If ya got meat-grinder feet, keep 'em covered up!

  • the fabulous
    the fabulous

    ugh....what is girlfriend thinking??? My god this girl should never leave the house.

  • Lusia
    Lusia

    Misha Barton .

  • Shaz
    Shaz

    Her face looks horrible in this.seriously!! shes not Hot ....stop trying to be a fake miley!!

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    Nelly Furtaaaado

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    It's JordIn not JordAn !!

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    Everybody knows them ;))

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    WTF !! ?? :D

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    Alicia Keys

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    You ppl are STUPID as hell !! OMG you pissed me off !!!!!! UGH !! Miley is NOT fat OMG !!! I wanna see you THIN ppl !!!!!! I'm sure you all are FAT, STUPID and talentless ppl who just sit on computer all day and write sh*t on famous ppl cause you're JELAOUS !!!!!!! F*ck you all !!!

  • royalrub8erduck
    royalrub8erduck

    GEEE, when did Lily become a guy name?

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    It's Shmilerzzzzz at Grammy's :))

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    She has perfect legs wow !!

  • royalrub8erduck
    royalrub8erduck

    U guys practically listed the women whose ankles were hidden by the shoes as 'CRANKLES'. IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    Katy Perry

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    Kelly Clarkson

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    Ashlee :-*****

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    This is one BAAAAD picture !!!

  • Liz
    Liz

    royalduck - - me too !!! I was sure it was going to be some man celebrity in a costume. PLEASE !!!!!!!!! Buy this gal a razor and show her how to use it !!!!!!

  • royalrub8erduck
    royalrub8erduck

    C'mon she's great, crankles? sorry, dont see

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    She is sooooo small :D

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    :-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • royalrub8erduck
    royalrub8erduck

    she looks like oompa loompa

  • boogiewoogie
    boogiewoogie

    huh? maybe only ONE out of all these had actual cankles...but, mild. One "Hollywood" lady has bad cankles and is pigeon toed as well....the one and only....bimbo cankle lady.......Katie Holmes !

  • boogie
    boogie

    looks more like Katie Holmes because she is pigeon toed too!

  • Mel
    Mel

    I don't believe any of these women have cankles, but those are jennifer love hewitt's sandals

  • 897tty
    897tty

    this is the dumbest slideshow ever. who did this, your intern?

  • me
    me

    i don't think most of these ladies had cankles, and only a couple were close. that being said, if you don't have long lean legs, you shouldn't wear shoes with an ankle strap because it stumpifies your leg and may give the impression of cankles...

  • john c gaiser
    john c gaiser

    sexy legs ppl are right none of these women have cankles!! Agreed. All of these women look like women and have a pleasing shape of a woman as opposed to the 12 year old boy look so popular in these circles.

  • khloe
    khloe

    KRISTEN STEWART it's oviously miley cyrus.. what does kristen stewart have to do with montana??

  • royalrub8erduck
    royalrub8erduck

    I thought that was cross-dressing

  • fefeled
    fefeled

    holy!!! is this bigfoot? AHAHAHAHAH scary!

  • jodie
    jodie

    no wonder women have such horrible body image issues. for a blogger that usually plays the nice guy, this is shameful.

  • whaa
    whaa

    what the heck are wednesday legs? All i know is, all of these ankles look a-okay, although some knees may have looked a bit rough (as are mine haha!).

  • annkaser
    annkaser

    OMG I HATE THIS DUMB SH*T. She needs to go away fast! She's not nice during interviews and actually seems a bit full of herself, and by the way, i've seen better singers than her walking around my street lol.

  • whaa
    whaa

    god how i wish she'd fall down those stairs. Why the hell does she keep releasing this vicious attack on our eyes? WHYY!?!?!?

  • whaa
    whaa

    Lori - I AGREE!! Miley's not fat, just a little talentless sh*t like her father. And Yoyo, really? You really can't google your stupid questions about your weight instead of posting it on a message board? I mean come on, this is where one comes to trash losers like Miley! :D

  • cannot believe this
    cannot believe this

    omg!!! SHE DIDNT SHAVE WHEN SHE WENT TO THE GOLDEN GLOBES!!!!!!!!!???!!!! OMFG!!! AND SHE WON THE AWARD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!

  • yournameshouldbehere
    yournameshouldbehere

    SNOOKI!

  • Cata
    Cata

    Hey Im from Chile and im not that short !! and she is ... nobody here, nobody knows her !!!!!

  • kristy
    kristy

    i'm taller then her and i'm younger

  • missyyy
    missyyy

    she's 4'9

  • mermaiden
    mermaiden

    Are you kidding? Her legs are beautiful?

  • me
    me

    I'm sure whoever did this slideshow has wednesday legs none of this chicks have cankles BUT mischa barton..

  • Shelby
    Shelby

    Jessica Simpson has great calves, great muscle tone - no cankles anywhere!

  • Shelby
    Shelby

    HELLO? Cankles are calf-ankles, where the lower leg doesn't taper into the ankle, or to put it another way, when the ankle looks to be the same circumference as the calf. DUH! What moron came up with this feature? Might try knowing what a word means before applying completely improperly. About the only thing that could be said for most of these is that they have fat knees, not fat ankles...

  • CARMEN
    CARMEN

    EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! DISGUSTING!!!!!

  • VLANCHE
    VLANCHE

    Truth in advertising. It's clear that the theme of this whole photo montage is really "Celebrities whose obeausity may or may not mildly surprise you." It should be linked to your "Celebs: What if they were fat?" feature for comparison. The right-hand Simp does not look optimal as a Fottie; but, oh well. North Americans are chub-o-licious. American Thighs and all. Might as well resign ourselves.

  • hate her
    hate her

    of course she's short! she's from chile!

  • Anon
    Anon

    Hey, writer: Do you even know what cankles are?

  • fa..katy.perry
    fa..katy.perry

    im scared

  • fann.katy.perry
    fann.katy.perry

    Im your fann she is perfect

  • Confused
    Confused

    How can you see Cankles when their wearing boots??

  • Ashley
    Ashley

    why are her legs not shaved!?!

  • woman
    woman

    sexy legs ppl are right none of these women have cankles!!

  • me
    me

    Is she a little person??

  • cutie313
    cutie313

    how short is she??????????///

  • Victorai
    Victorai

    Why wouldn't you shave your legs when wearing a dress like that?

  • lame ass
    lame ass

    nope again no cankles!

  • lame ass
    lame ass

    she doesnt have cankles...... this is lame

  • twilightfan1
    twilightfan1

    MY SISTER GOT THIS RIGHT

  • twilightfan1
    twilightfan1

    WOW I GOT IT RIGHT

  • twilightfan1
    twilightfan1

    I THOUGHT IT WAS LADY GAGA

  • twilightfan1
    twilightfan1

    WOW GOT THT ONE WRONG

  • twilightfan1
    twilightfan1

    EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW MILEY

  • twilightfan1
    twilightfan1

    KRISTEN STEWART

  • twilightfan1
    twilightfan1

    I BET U LOOK

  • Tina
    Tina

    Someone needs to share the definition of 'cankle' with whoever chose these pictures. I have a sense of humor, I'm waiting to laugh, but haven't seen ANY.

  • 123
    123

    miley is not fat! if you think she is fat then you people must be twigs. she is healthy!!!

  • PD
    PD

    Oh, please, NONE of these women had actual cankles. The closest any of them got was wearing unflattering shoes or outfits that made them look a little stumpy.

  • gen
    gen

    I think this whole slideshow is horrible and I feel ashamed to be looking at your site. Awful, awful, awful premise. I agree with you. But to give myself credit, most of the time I just thought to myself, "There's nothing with that girl's ankles..."

  • Alexandra Smith
    Alexandra Smith

    this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen...none of these women have "cankles." Most of them its their shoes that make them look like that and the rest are completely normal..get a life.

  • DumbSite
    DumbSite

    this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen...none of these women have "cankles." Most of them its their shoes that make them look like that and the rest are completely normal..get a life.

  • talia
    talia

    her husband/boyfriend/escort is like 'Lets put that dress back on the ground where it belongs huh? we dont want anything getting out of hand...'

  • talia
    talia

    her husband/boyfriend/escort is like 'Lets put that dress back on the ground where it belongs huh? we dont want anything getting out of hand...'

  • Ashamed
    Ashamed

    I think this whole slideshow is horrible and I feel ashamed to be looking at your site. Awful, awful, awful premise.

  • gen
    gen

    wth? her legs are lovely

  • derp
    derp

    Ummm, those are not cankles......

  • thelittlestowl
    thelittlestowl

    If this is a cankle then I am confused about what ankles are supposed to look like.

  • tyra
    tyra

    Miley is not fat, idiot. She is kinda fat she's not tiny so she is fat! And to Yoyo girl I think you're way to thin!

  • Bevin
    Bevin

    Kelly Osbourne... I know those tattoos!

  • Lori
    Lori

    Miley is not FAT... she's chubby, a crap singer, a fake idol, poor six year olds idolising her with no clue what an idiot she is...

  • Bevin
    Bevin

    Hilary Duff

  • Bevin
    Bevin

    Suri Cruise?

  • Bevin
    Bevin

    Hmm... Hayden Panettiere??

  • G
    G

    WHAT? thats freakin nasty why would she do that

  • G
    G

    oh come on, leave her alone

  • mhiiszxokiron
    mhiiszxokiron

    `OHHH MYYY GOSHHH !

  • mhiiszxokiron
    mhiiszxokiron

    `i guess ! MARiAH CAREY !

  • mhiiszxokiron
    mhiiszxokiron

    `•look like a kid ! `•LOL :D

  • mhiiszxokiron
    mhiiszxokiron

    `OMG 0.0

  • F.
    F.

    YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 'EWWWWWWWWW!' times a million. Gosh. I'm in shock!

  • aaaaaaaaaaarg
    aaaaaaaaaaarg

    OMFG, thats so nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • julie04
    julie04

    Everybody knows that this is mo'nique! eeew! :S

  • chelseaa
    chelseaa

    NO! How skinny are you? that's not good! And by the way Miley is fat ! Miley is not fat, idiot.

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!