Guess The Celebrity Cankles (PHOTOS)
They try to exercise them, they try to surgerize them, and murderize them and even cover them in pants! But they never ever go away, even when arched to the nth degree in ridiculously angled heels.
They are....cankles. The anatomical intersection of the calf and ankle that on some women just happens to be partly, mostly, or altogether absent (leading to the 1/4 cankle, the 1/2 cankle, and the dreaded, full cankle!)
And since we are total jerks, we've taken it upon ourselves to assemble a gallery of celebrity ladies who suffer from this lower-leg curse.
See if you can guess which celebrity owns these cankled gams.
Katy Perry does NOT have cankles. Whomever put her in this line-up is ignorant and needs to do some research on cankles.
How did you get here, then? It's not like you stumbled upon this by accident.
who came up with this idiotic list.. none of these ppl have cankles... wow, what morons
Shove your ridiculous demented fashion drama down your behind !! She looks AWESOMe!!
Guess I don't know what a cankle is. Most of these legs look perfectly normal--some are even muscular.
I think the person who wrote this must have chicken legs. Women are suppose to have calf muscles otherwise they are called chicken legs....it doesn't mean they have "cankles"! WOW! What a stupid way to try and make themselves feel better about their non-girlie legs. So sad that you will never have a womenly body whoever you are.....
NOT cankles
Jealousy is not attractive. She's beautiful and looks like a woman, not a wire clothes hanger.
Definitely not the best legs. Maybe should stick to slacks and long gowns.
You ppl are STUPID as hell !! OMG you pissed me off !!!!!! UGH !! Miley is NOT fat OMG !!! I wanna see you THIN ppl !!!!!! I'm sure you all are FAT, STUPID and talentless ppl who just sit on computer all day and write sh*t on famous ppl cause you're JELAOUS !!!!!!! F*ck you all !!! *I AGREEEEE* you people need to f*cking grow up..your all just jelous b*itches
To everyone saying that she's fat, you're all completely ignorant. Your perception on body image is distorted, go learn about body weight.
ahmmm i'm confused....coz those legs look really perfect for me..not too thick, nor too thin.. it's perfect... so what exactly is considered to be a cankle again???
mmmmm.....
Miley is not thin but also not fat! But yeah she's chubby and ugly!
UGGHHHH GUYS. MILEY IS NOT FAT!! SHE HAS A PERFECT BODY LOSERS! U'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HER! SHE LOOKS GREAT! SHE'S 17 JUST LIKE ME AND SHE WANT'S TO LIVE HER LIFE; SO LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!! PPL LIKE U BECOME PAPARAZZIS! AND U KNOW EVERYBODY HATES PAPARAZZIS!! U'RE SO DAMN RIGHT 'flavourousgirl'!!!
Miley's far from fat... Oh and she has gorgeous legs!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks like a smurf...........
She is kinda fat she's not tiny so she is fat! And to Yoyo girl I think you're way to thin! are u f*cking kidding me?! i'm guessing you are fat since u think that. gosh, ppl you are so freaking weird. and she doesn't have cankles.
Poor husband. aghhh. yuk
lady gaga? tenhu quase certeza... axo q faz o estilo dela kiss
HORRIBLE shoes and whoever the moron is that got the assignment to find celebrities with cankles is a MORON!
Close to cankles but still no.
...I'm speechless...
Even if she had cankles, no one would notice with those thighs!
Not even close to cankles! BUT I am digging the shoes!
Maybe she has potential for cankles if she gains 100 pounds!
Do these people even know what a cankle is?
There are some fashion trends that should not be followed girlfriend! Her friends must hate her if no one tells her how horrible she looks. Then again, it does make them look better, LOL!
I don't want to know what is going on further north...yikes!!!
WOOF. Nelly has some bad angles. I thought Sharon Osbourne had "Thighkles" or something. Where was she?
This is ridic. No, that was Vin Diesel.
Rosie O'Donnell
I would kill for "cankles" like that.
This is ridic. Her legs are f*cking fabulous.
"Cankles" is an insult, right? I mean, it's not a flattering word. I think Christina Ricci's legs are gorgeous here and she's got slim, well defined ankles. I don't understand.
What's wrong with you people? I am no Miley Cyrus fan, but her body looks beautiful in this picture. Fat? Come on.
You can't even see their ankles, idiot. You gain one fail point for every picture in this gallery. Do you even know what a cankle is? Man, you guys are really scraping the barrel for articles.
She looks a little chubby, but her supposed cankles are the skinniest thing about her . Have you ever seen a cankle? None of these people qualify.
mischa barton does have awful cankles. not really any of the other ones. alicia keys is borderline cankly. a suprising one: michelle tractenberg* (sp?)
it's clearly photoshoped! look at her right ankle! it's almost non-existent!
Yuck said "I think her alleged "cankles" are the most flattering part of this whole picture." God, no kidding. That is a horribly unflattering, uh, shorts jumpsuit. Or whatever it is.
those aren't cankles.
I agree, a lot of these gals didn't have cankles at all..You missed Demi Lovato's stumps.
she is off jersy shore isnt she snookie or whatever....looks like her ass anyways
Beyonce
jordan? her name is jordin!
To the moron who put this together: NONE OF THESE WERE CANKLES!!
HAHAHA she looks like a midget. I have no idea who she is.
Reminds me of an Ape? Thats disgusting.
I thought that was a man at first!!!!!! DUDE!
Guys! I have an important question I'm 5'5 and my weight is like 83,5 pounds is that normal ? that is WAY skinny. you could gain thirty pounds and still look great!
Guys!I have an important question I'm 5'5 and my weight is like 83,5 pounds is that normal ? well if you're young (like 13 or watver) just look up "kids bmi" and u should see if it's a healthy weight. I'm 5'8 and way 120 but about 9 months ago i was 5'7 and weighed 103. But im still really skinny but it's just how my body is.
mileyyyyy. i didnt even need the obvious clue. i can tell by her toes(: lol. that sounded kinda weirddd....
I think her alleged "cankles" are the most flattering part of this whole picture.
I don't and wouldn't consider her as a celebrity.She is a no talent party girl.Define celebrity CELEBUZZ!!!!
Give me a friggin' break.
Guys! I have an important question I'm 5'5 and my weight is like 83,5 pounds is that normal ? Yoyo, a 5'5" female should weigh at least 105 lbs. And by most standards that is still very light.
omg, you people on celebuzz are just one of the MANY media outlets encouraging anorexia - maybe put a picture of YOUR ankles online and let us be the judge!!!!!
It makes me really happy to see a celebrity who doesn't shave her legs. I don't shave under my arms and I am sick of the inane criticism.
I would like to see what they consider a non-cankle ankle!!! JEEEZZZ
Wow ... Jessica Simpson's toes are fray-kay. I think my grammy's toes looked like that just before she died .... at 86!!!! Ew.
You ppl are STUPID as hell !! OMG you pissed me off !!!!!! UGH !! Miley is NOT fat OMG !!! I wanna see you THIN ppl !!!!!! I'm sure you all are FAT, STUPID and talentless ppl who just sit on computer all day and write sh*t on famous ppl cause you're JELAOUS !!!!!!! F*ck you all !!! is saying the right one? You wrote lies about Selena and why should w enot write TRUTHS about slutty cyrus? 1.She is not really fat but also not tiny 2.Her face is very very fat(Baby-face but it's not cute - at all!) 3.She is a horrible actress 4.She sounds like a dying duck 5.UGLY FAT TALENTLESS!
Dude, she totally needs to shave her legs! Thats really kinda weird.
forget the cankles, She needs to explain why she would wear a shirt dress with HORIZONTAL STRIPES across her wide ass. Not a good look, sister.
but look at the toes pointing in the wrong direction! EEEEEWWWW!!! If ya got meat-grinder feet, keep 'em covered up!
ugh....what is girlfriend thinking??? My god this girl should never leave the house.
Misha Barton .
Her face looks horrible in this.seriously!! shes not Hot ....stop trying to be a fake miley!!
Nelly Furtaaaado
It's JordIn not JordAn !!
Everybody knows them ;))
WTF !! ?? :D
Alicia Keys
You ppl are STUPID as hell !! OMG you pissed me off !!!!!! UGH !! Miley is NOT fat OMG !!! I wanna see you THIN ppl !!!!!! I'm sure you all are FAT, STUPID and talentless ppl who just sit on computer all day and write sh*t on famous ppl cause you're JELAOUS !!!!!!! F*ck you all !!!
GEEE, when did Lily become a guy name?
It's Shmilerzzzzz at Grammy's :))
She has perfect legs wow !!
U guys practically listed the women whose ankles were hidden by the shoes as 'CRANKLES'. IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE
Katy Perry
Kelly Clarkson
Ashlee :-*****
This is one BAAAAD picture !!!
royalduck - - me too !!! I was sure it was going to be some man celebrity in a costume. PLEASE !!!!!!!!! Buy this gal a razor and show her how to use it !!!!!!
C'mon she's great, crankles? sorry, dont see
She is sooooo small :D
:-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she looks like oompa loompa
huh? maybe only ONE out of all these had actual cankles...but, mild. One "Hollywood" lady has bad cankles and is pigeon toed as well....the one and only....bimbo cankle lady.......Katie Holmes !
looks more like Katie Holmes because she is pigeon toed too!
I don't believe any of these women have cankles, but those are jennifer love hewitt's sandals
this is the dumbest slideshow ever. who did this, your intern?
i don't think most of these ladies had cankles, and only a couple were close. that being said, if you don't have long lean legs, you shouldn't wear shoes with an ankle strap because it stumpifies your leg and may give the impression of cankles...
sexy legs ppl are right none of these women have cankles!! Agreed. All of these women look like women and have a pleasing shape of a woman as opposed to the 12 year old boy look so popular in these circles.
KRISTEN STEWART it's oviously miley cyrus.. what does kristen stewart have to do with montana??
I thought that was cross-dressing
holy!!! is this bigfoot? AHAHAHAHAH scary!
no wonder women have such horrible body image issues. for a blogger that usually plays the nice guy, this is shameful.
what the heck are wednesday legs? All i know is, all of these ankles look a-okay, although some knees may have looked a bit rough (as are mine haha!).
OMG I HATE THIS DUMB SH*T. She needs to go away fast! She's not nice during interviews and actually seems a bit full of herself, and by the way, i've seen better singers than her walking around my street lol.
god how i wish she'd fall down those stairs. Why the hell does she keep releasing this vicious attack on our eyes? WHYY!?!?!?
Lori - I AGREE!! Miley's not fat, just a little talentless sh*t like her father. And Yoyo, really? You really can't google your stupid questions about your weight instead of posting it on a message board? I mean come on, this is where one comes to trash losers like Miley! :D
omg!!! SHE DIDNT SHAVE WHEN SHE WENT TO THE GOLDEN GLOBES!!!!!!!!!???!!!! OMFG!!! AND SHE WON THE AWARD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!
SNOOKI!
Hey Im from Chile and im not that short !! and she is ... nobody here, nobody knows her !!!!!
i'm taller then her and i'm younger
she's 4'9
Are you kidding? Her legs are beautiful?
I'm sure whoever did this slideshow has wednesday legs none of this chicks have cankles BUT mischa barton..
Jessica Simpson has great calves, great muscle tone - no cankles anywhere!
HELLO? Cankles are calf-ankles, where the lower leg doesn't taper into the ankle, or to put it another way, when the ankle looks to be the same circumference as the calf. DUH! What moron came up with this feature? Might try knowing what a word means before applying completely improperly. About the only thing that could be said for most of these is that they have fat knees, not fat ankles...
EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! DISGUSTING!!!!!
Truth in advertising. It's clear that the theme of this whole photo montage is really "Celebrities whose obeausity may or may not mildly surprise you." It should be linked to your "Celebs: What if they were fat?" feature for comparison. The right-hand Simp does not look optimal as a Fottie; but, oh well. North Americans are chub-o-licious. American Thighs and all. Might as well resign ourselves.
of course she's short! she's from chile!
Hey, writer: Do you even know what cankles are?
im scared
Im your fann she is perfect
How can you see Cankles when their wearing boots??
why are her legs not shaved!?!
sexy legs ppl are right none of these women have cankles!!
Is she a little person??
how short is she??????????///
Why wouldn't you shave your legs when wearing a dress like that?
nope again no cankles!
she doesnt have cankles...... this is lame
MY SISTER GOT THIS RIGHT
WOW I GOT IT RIGHT
I THOUGHT IT WAS LADY GAGA
WOW GOT THT ONE WRONG
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW MILEY
KRISTEN STEWART
I BET U LOOK
Someone needs to share the definition of 'cankle' with whoever chose these pictures. I have a sense of humor, I'm waiting to laugh, but haven't seen ANY.
miley is not fat! if you think she is fat then you people must be twigs. she is healthy!!!
Oh, please, NONE of these women had actual cankles. The closest any of them got was wearing unflattering shoes or outfits that made them look a little stumpy.
I think this whole slideshow is horrible and I feel ashamed to be looking at your site. Awful, awful, awful premise. I agree with you. But to give myself credit, most of the time I just thought to myself, "There's nothing with that girl's ankles..."
this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen...none of these women have "cankles." Most of them its their shoes that make them look like that and the rest are completely normal..get a life.
this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen...none of these women have "cankles." Most of them its their shoes that make them look like that and the rest are completely normal..get a life.
her husband/boyfriend/escort is like 'Lets put that dress back on the ground where it belongs huh? we dont want anything getting out of hand...'
her husband/boyfriend/escort is like 'Lets put that dress back on the ground where it belongs huh? we dont want anything getting out of hand...'
I think this whole slideshow is horrible and I feel ashamed to be looking at your site. Awful, awful, awful premise.
wth? her legs are lovely
Ummm, those are not cankles......
If this is a cankle then I am confused about what ankles are supposed to look like.
Miley is not fat, idiot. She is kinda fat she's not tiny so she is fat! And to Yoyo girl I think you're way to thin!
Kelly Osbourne... I know those tattoos!
Miley is not FAT... she's chubby, a crap singer, a fake idol, poor six year olds idolising her with no clue what an idiot she is...
Hilary Duff
Suri Cruise?
Hmm... Hayden Panettiere??
WHAT? thats freakin nasty why would she do that
oh come on, leave her alone
`OHHH MYYY GOSHHH !
`i guess ! MARiAH CAREY !
`•look like a kid ! `•LOL :D
`OMG 0.0
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 'EWWWWWWWWW!' times a million. Gosh. I'm in shock!
OMFG, thats so nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Everybody knows that this is mo'nique! eeew! :S
NO! How skinny are you? that's not good! And by the way Miley is fat ! Miley is not fat, idiot.
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!