Chris Brown Compares Himself to TIger Woods in His Latest LOL-tastic Effort at Image-Polishing

So you’re struggling to crawl back into the public’s good graces a year after beating the hell out of your ex-girlfriend. How do you polish that tarnished image? Oh, here’s an idea—why not compare yourself to a serial philanderer? And express sympathy for him to make things extra-awesome!

Chris Brown once again displayed his uncanny knack for concocting PR nightmares during an interview with the Mojo in the Morning radio show on Wednesday, when he declared that he and recently admitted cheater Tiger Woods are remarkably alike and gushed that “my hat is off to” the troubled golf great (listen to audio of the interview on Radar Online):

“Nobody has the right to place judgment or make any judgment on somebody else’s personal life when they’re not directly involved with them…Whatever his personal life is and I think this goes for me and him—his personal life is his personal life. Like they might be a fan, or might support what they’re doing but like if he plays golf, like that’s his sport, that’s his hobby, that’s his love, that’s what people love him for. They don’t love him for the other stuff that they talking about.

“I think, even with me, like I do music, I sing songs, like I’m an entertainer, I’m a performer, but people make mistakes. So my hat is off to him—I support him, I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing, cause he is the best at it.”

Totally—Tiger should take his cue from Chris, who’s clearly focusing on his true talent these days. Namely, sticking his foot in his mouth to make himself seem like an even bigger jackass than everybody already thinks he is.

Maybe for his next interview, Brown can talk about other celebrities who, like him, have received unfair public scorn due to their isolated personal “mistakes.” Ike Turner, prepare to be seen in a much kinder light.