Lindsay Lohan Will Be England’s Problem Soon

Nightclub bouncers of Los Angeles, breathe a sigh of relief; you won’t have Lindsay Lohan to deal with for too much longer.

The Just My Luck actress and terminal trainwreck has announced her intentions to pull up stakes and move to England, declaring on her Twitter account,

“Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!”

Poor Michael Lohan; his phone bill is going to be humongous, what with all the international phone calls he’ll be making to surreptitiously tape and hawk to the tabloids. And poor England; now they’ll have both Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan on their hands? Scotland Yard had better call for reinforcements.

Let us know in the comments section: Do you think Lindsay Lohan will make god on her promise/threat to move to the UK?