Paris Hilton Can't Decide What to Flash First (PHOTOS)

At first glance, Paris Hilton would seem to be living the charmed life: A minimal workload, riches beyond most people's wildest dreams, and the adoration of literally dozens. But her existence isn't without its hardships. There are often difficult decisions to be made. Such as which body part to inappropriately expose to the public next.

Following her flash-tastic birthday celebration over the weekend, the celebutante hit up Hollywood on Tuesday to attend a business meeting. And of course, like any young woman headed to a professional engagement, she had to struggle with the conundrum: Should she flash her crotch or her cleavage?

As the above photo testifies, Hilton came up with a unique solution and flashed both simultaneously. What a multi-tasker! No wonder she makes the big bucks.

Click through the photo gallery for a lesson in flash photography with Paris Hilton.

 

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    diabetic

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  • Death Metal Friday
    Death Metal Friday

  • Filthy Dyke Campaign
    Filthy Dyke Campaign

    Dykes like to finger their pooey anus all day long.

  • harry
    harry

    hahahaha her snatch looks f*ckn huge and fat....

  • psst
    psst

    thats the reason why they invented pants and skirts.

  • klaratimova
    klaratimova

    ubava devojka nema sto samo mnogu e gordeliva,taa bi mozela da pomogne na siromasnite deca namesto sekoj den da kupuva garderoba...

  • chris spanks
    chris spanks

    [quote=chris spanks]She is obviously a damn lesbo dressed like that, just like lesbo Lady Gaga.I know because I wear pantyhose every day and love for girls to look at me, and they do and lust at my legs. I have legs better than Paris in pantyhose. Anyone want to see my pantyhose pics? I'll email them to you.ilovehose@mail.com oops, email is ilovehose@hotmail.com

  • chris spanks
    chris spanks

    She is obviously a damn lesbo dressed like that, just like lesbo Lady Gaga. I know because I wear pantyhose every day and love for girls to look at me, and they do and lust at my legs. I have legs better than Paris in pantyhose. Anyone want to see my pantyhose pics? I'll email them to you. ilovehose@mail.com

  • flavourousgirl
    flavourousgirl

    You are stupid people omg !! This can happen to anybody !!

  • Joe
    Joe

    Paris is beautiful. I love tights and pantyhose!!!

  • hot mess
    hot mess

    nothing new...slutty clothes..bad outfit...although her tits look huge..did she get implants? she has a bra line that makes your cup 2 sizes bigger

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    nothing new...slutty clothes..bad outfit...although her tits look huge..did she get implants?

 

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