Paris Hilton Can’t Decide What to Flash First (PHOTOS)

At first glance, Paris Hilton would seem to be living the charmed life: A minimal workload, riches beyond most people’s wildest dreams, and the adoration of literally dozens. But her existence isn’t without its hardships. There are often difficult decisions to be made. Such as which body part to inappropriately expose to the public next.

Following her flash-tastic birthday celebration over the weekend, the celebutante hit up Hollywood on Tuesday to attend a business meeting. And of course, like any young woman headed to a professional engagement, she had to struggle with the conundrum: Should she flash her crotch or her cleavage?

As the above photo testifies, Hilton came up with a unique solution and flashed both simultaneously. What a multi-tasker! No wonder she makes the big bucks.

Click through the photo gallery for a lesson in flash photography with Paris Hilton.