Let 13-Year-Old Ke$ha Bathe Your Ears With Warmth and Light (VIDEO)
Clearly, some superstars are made, not born.
Behold, 13-year-old Kesha Sebert, who would grow up—in a manner of speaking—to enchant the world with "Tik Tok," belting out Radiohead's "Karma Police" at her middle-school talent show.
Gotta give her props for courage, if nothing else. But clearly, some kind of deal with the devil was struck in the intervening nine years.