Kate Gosselin Vows to Crush Her ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Competition Just Like a Certain Disgraced Ex-Husband of Hers

The newly announced lineup for the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars promises a varied array of talent, from octogenarian former astronaut Buzz Aldrin to former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson to Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek.

But to hear Kate Gosselin tell, it, they will all taste the bitter sting of crushing defeat as she tap-dances her way to victory on the competitive series.

The former Jon & Kate Plus 8 mom took to the airwaves on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday night to announce that, when all is said and done, the mirror-ball trophy will be hers:

“I am gonna win,” Gosselin crowed.

The only slight drawback to her plan? Her lack of experience on the dance floor. But Gosselin revealed that she’s honing her chops in a makeshift dance studio located in the basement of her home, and what she lacks in grace she make up for with other physical attributes:

“I was never coordinated enough, which is a problem with dancing, but I can run.”

Well, sure; we all saw how quickly she ran from a certain womanizing Ed Hardy enthusiast.

Will Kate take away top honors on Dancing With the Stars? If not her, then who? Share your predictions in the comments section!