BUZZINGS: Megan Fox Is Here to Crush Your Fantasies. Happy Hump Day, Everyone!

By: Celebuzz / March 3, 2010
  • Megan Fox claims that she’s only been with two men. Maybe she meant “at a time”? (Starpulse)
  • In an effort to ensure that this year’s Oscars will be laugh-free, the Academy has cut a skit written by Sacha Baron Cohen from the program. Will be replaced by three minutes of footage featuring a 90-year-old woman wagging her finger and scowling. (PopEater)
  • Brittany Murphy left Simon Monjack out of her will. Guess he’ll just have to be content with that Husband of the Year trophy. (Parade)
  • And now for Naomi Campbell‘s next trick, she will allegedly punch her driver. She really needs to put out a series of workout videos called Staying in Shape by Abusing the Hired Help. (Dlisted)
  • Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partidge face off in bikinis. It’s like Thunderdome, only way sexier. (Huffington Post)