Lindsay Lohan Is Writing Her Memoirs, Presumably on a Pile of Crumpled Cocktail Napkins

Well, here’s one way to bring those fuzzy memories of the past into clearer focus.

Party-positive sometimes-actress Lindsay Lohan has revealed that she’s in the process of writing her memoirs. Uh-huh, that’s right; LiLo Fully Loaded: The Lindsay Lohan Story may soon be coming to a bookstore shelf near you: 

“I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper. I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?”

There sure is, Linds. And hopefully the nightclubs will be generous with their surveillance footage so you can reconstruct most of it. But no doubt it will be all worth it, because the chapter “How to Graduate From Multiple Rehab Stints Without Really Trying” will surely be a page-turner.