Mini Lady GaGa Is Here to Make Your Skin Crawl (VIDEO)
Are you ready to get creeped out? Not just mildly creeped out, but "That whole JonBenet Ramsey thing really doesn't seem so bad in comparison" creeped out?
Then feast your eyes on nine-year-old Laura Fontana, who will henceforth forever be known throughout a very dark corner of the Internet as "Mini Lady GaGa." Fontana recently appeared on the Brazilian talent show Qual é o seu Talento to wow everyone with her Lady Gaga impression—black lipstick, pantlessness, stripper moves and all. Amazingly, instead of immediately throwing Laura's mother in jail and taking the child into protective custody, they actually applauded Fontana for her efforts. Apparently they do things differently in Brazil.
You just know that Noah Cyrus is taking notes right now. Or maybe she's preparing to give some notes. It's also a pretty safe bet that To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen is fashioning a noose for himself out of an electrical cord right now.
Check the video below. We'll be sure to pass the eye bleach, if there's any left after we're done with it:
PS: For more GaGa-related weirdness—including, yes, a GaGa-themed sheep doll—head on over to see what the fine folks at Idolator have been cooking up for you.
Americans appearently can´t separate what a stage is and what real life is. They criticize the world´s choices when it comes to open minds, but throw their young girls into aberrant beauty and talent peagents that have sooo less to do with childhood than this totally not pretensious presentation. Dace and singing were bad, and it´s ok that way. It might not be the best choice but it was obviously her choice and that could improve with orientation. And that is not because she is a child, Lady Gaga would not be a good choice to anyone. And immitating her doesn´t make anyone sexually explored or condemned to prostitution.
omfg LOL . pretty good face makeup though. I THINK IT IS SICK AND THE PARENTS ARE TO!
beautiful! love you! cute! know or speak WHAT! kiss ♥ bye! kiss
hello, that our cute! who speaks here is lady gaga, am very proud that my (a) fan dance like me! kiss cute! ♥ Bye darling! ♥ ♥ ♥
In Brazil, it already is a winner winner is really your remark, so f..ing typical
Do you all have any idea how much stupid you sound? Go eat some hamburguer ok, you do it better.
I of Brazil, I saw in the dai in which she performed I found ridiculous, but not because it serves children. I knew and being spoken by other countries
I of Brazil, I saw in the dai in which she performed I found ridiculous, but not because it serves children. I knew and being spoken by other countries
I of Brazil, I saw in the dai in which she performed I found ridiculous, but not because it serves children. I knew and being spoken by other countries
I of Brazil, I saw in the dai in which she performed I found ridiculous, but not because it serves children. I knew and being spoken by other countries
BRASIL FOREVER ♥♥ USA NEVER
BRASIL É O MELHOR PAÃS, AO CONTRARIO DOS GROSSOS AMERICANOS
acho que é uma criança muito talentosa, como qualquer uma americana metida.. apenas quer mostrar seu futuro talento, É APENAS UMA CRIANÇA! PAREM DE BRIGAR!
muito paresida
mini lady gaga nao esta fazendo nada de errado e so uma criança fa dela
PERA AE OLHA A GENTE DAQUI DO BRASIL NÃO ACHA SÓ PORQUE A MENINA TA VESTINDO ROUPAS SIMILARES AS DA LADY GAGA NÃO QUER DIZER QUE ELA VAI SER PROSTITUTA NÃO SEI NOS OUTROS PAÃÂSES. A MENINA É FÃ DA LADY GAGA ISSO TEM ALGO CONTRA SÓ POR CAUSA DA MAQUILAGEM OU DA ROUPA ? ELA SÓ FOI MOSTRA O SEU TALENTO PARA OS JURADOS ELA QUERIA CANTAR SÓ ISSO . EU NÃO ACHO QUE SÓ POR CAUSA DA ROUPA OU DA MAQUILAGEM ELA VAI SE PROSTITUIR . EU GOSTEI MUITO DELA ELA É MUITO SIMPÃÂTICA
Mano , deixa a meninina ser feliz u_u , af brazileiros fala melhor do que as pessoas que fala english , mano se tocam brasil é melhor do que outro pais de merda !! , Laura se arraza *-* , tenha uma boa sorte
i am american, and she´s prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
nada ave guria nogenta fia da puta é essa laurinha nada ave com a leidy gaga essa pau nu cu do caralho .eimy foor baca jheei zuum! nogenta vagabunda da porra
esssa menina ela e linda d++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
esssa menina ela e linda d++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
lady gaga eu gosto muito de voc voc é uma meninas que fez muito susesso no mundo inteiro eu espero que voc participe do programa por que eu tenho serteza que voc vai arazar com essa roupa tá .lindinha thazinho beijoooo
lady gaga eu gosto muito de voc voc é uma meninas que fez muito susesso no mundo inteiro eu espero que voc participe do programa por que eu tenho serteza que voc vai arazar com essa roupa tá .lindinha thazinho beijoooo
Eu adorei a lady gaga mini
I would be whoopin that ass right about now
Ah para essa menina canta mal pra caralho , lady gaga sinto , muito por ela cantar ér eu acho :x pô ela não deve ser brasileira , até eu canto melhor que ela ! grandes coisas decoro uma musica sua canto super mal e todfo mundo fica me paparicando só por que apareci na tv ? f*ck YOU pirralinha estranha c.c namoral desculpa Stephanie , tomara que isso não se repita :D
Type your comment here.look all you Americans are jealous, just because we support here in Brazil size talent that little girl that is as much a fan of lady gaga ai you are throwing rocks at us! will arrange what to do if you do not like trouble and you , you are not obliged to stay and watch videos of talent here in Brazil, you see why they want the girl is a size talent is not because she sings from the small increase that will turn when a prostitute, she can grow up to be a big star ok, and her mother nõ may prohibit the child to realize their dreams, we applaud yes! because breaths like this should be applauded! is not like going pra son of a bitch in here in Brazil we're not there for the view you!
vc e muito fofa eu quero ti passar o meu orkut se vc quiser e a.karolzinha182@gmail.com bjss adorei a musica
vc e lida qual e o seu orkut e msn
Adoro vc laura eu vi vc no Qual e o seu talento e eu amei bjs
If she was AMERICAN I'm sure you all would be applauding. You don't know nothing about Brazil. So try to think before posting anything stupid.
eu te amo mini lady gaga vc é d+ e eu e vc temos uma coisa em comum eu e vc amamos a LADY GAGA
Kyoko,she is just 8 and she is no meaning to be "sexy" cause she is just a child.I really do not know if she is gonna be a whore like your mother,but she got talent considering that is hard to sing and dance at same time.I do not know if in your country you are forbidden to listen what you want,but the brazilians are free to do it.Is not it cool?
This is absolutately bizaar, that all YOU PEOPLE can spend time to sit en try and pick a fight, and critise other people. i did not realise that there are so many PERFECT people in the world that are in a position to judge other people and be blatantly rude about it. It is a kid doing her own stuff, stop always trying to make is a sex thing! Grow up and get a life!!!! South Africa...
When the U.S. you will accept the brilliance of Brazil?
wows thats so messed up how you guys said "Amazingly, instead of immediately throwing Laura's mother in jail and taking the child into protective custody, they actually applauded Fontana for her efforts. Apparently they do things differently in Brazil.", its not cause we do it differently here, we applaud to show her support shes an 8 year old kid whos idol is lady gaga and if she worked hard on this, thats why we applaud, it may not have been the best English or dance moves but she tried, and look how happy she was when the people applauded her.
ela é linda, so poderia ser brasileira! , canta mt mt ! amei as apresentações delaa♥
vc e orrivel se toca garota vc nunca vai ser lady gaga minha voz é mais linda do que a sua
No one in here Brasil support look this video,.Girl flatboat.;. Eu ñ sei se tá escrito certo,,mais::: ou garota enjoada
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS SO SCARY WHAT THE.......
I loved it! it is more!
Kyoko... Are you brain damaged? "She is flat-chested and not sexy at all..." The girl is 8 years old of course she's flat chested. and I'm guessing she's not doing this to be sexy again she's 8. I thought she did a good job with the song since it's in english. the dancing not so much but bravo laura bravo. that was a brave thing to do at her age
Omg I hope she doesnt have a weener like lady gaga
Move over abstinence curriculum. Even though I am already on birth control, this video is such a very effective anti-reproduction, anti-sex, anti-child, anti-human piece of agit-prop, that now I am going to put myself on 3 additional forms of birth control and donate all my money to super-virus research, to do my little part to spare the world more humans.
I'm Brazilian and watched it, this program is based on Britain's got talent and is called "qual é o seu talento?" And I've got to agree that this presentation was simply no big deal but the judgers strangely agreed to pass her to the semi finals, while a guy who could dance as hell didn't make it, I can't get what the f*ck they've got in their minds.
Dear Kyoko, That is sooo not messed up! WHY THE HELL DOES SHE LISTEN TO LADY GAGA? I tell you why. Because Gaga's music is catchy. I'm a teacher and all my sudents like Lady Gaga. How can you just call a person you don't even know a POTENTIAL HOOKER? How can you say she is going to become a prostitute in the future? She is just a kid, for God Sake's.
So I think this video is OK. She had clothes, that I have seen on beach and in ballet performances. I had 2 part swimsuit when I was 9... (in my country its normal :/). Crawling was not bad... Any one has seen baby who just tries to learn that? why not say that is disturbing?? When I saw pic of that, I thought it was one of these short people, that sometimes chooses to be celeb's mini me... make-up is lil bit disturbing... Now I will tell difference: My best friend - who's parents are very, very strict, she does things behind their back (her parents don't know she made out and so). She drinks alcoholic c*cktails [illegal] and so on. Me - my mom let me choose, some things are strict, but no really. I dont drink alcoholic c*cktails nor anything like that, I tell my mom everything. And I have freedom, so I don't want to do anything, that my mom would not approve or something I couldn't talk with her about....
that was nothing, a kid singing a song and dancing having fun, whats the big deal? my sisters dresses similar when they did gym performances no one thought anything sexual. This is media blowing sh*t out of proportion again, and all the prudes out there making something out of nothing! Grow up the lot of ya!
that was nothing, a kid singing a song and dancing having fun, whats the big deal? my sisters dresses similar when they did gym performances no one thought anything sexual. This is media blowing sh*t out of proportion again, and all the prudes out there making something out of nothing! Grow u the lot of ya!
100% agree with Maa and Chi!!! If Americans have a disturbed mind,then get a shrink! I´m glad in Brazil it´s not that crazy like U.S. Maa. 7 hrs ago Reply Chi said: WTF definitely !!!...but not to the little girls performance more to the article and some of the posted comments, if your saw that little girls performance and costume as sexually provacative then please stay away from children on beaches and those doing ballet performances..because they might be pantless and wearing makeup !!! I saw a little girl dancing, singing to a song she obviously loved? I thought the performance was unique and the outfit quite discreet in comparision to many others Gaga has performed in...had her mum taped black tape across her childs chest or put her in black fishnets then I would agree that it was disturbing but she didnt she let her child go on stage and perform like many girls do in a ballet looking costume and boots. I dont think Lady Gaga clips are child appropriate or something to let a child idiolise but does anyone know if the child actually watched her videos or just performed to a song she learnt?? I am completly against any form of child exploitation but there is a line between a childs performance and sex exploitation and her performance was no Little Miss Sunshine.I think Brazil supports talent and isnt as gutter minded. Agreed. That child is just having fun and neither her outfit [like for ballet ones] or her dance moves are innapropriatte for her age.
I totally agree with what livia said above, She is only 8y old, and besides that, the talent show its not about how you dress or to which famous singer you admire. I think the little girl did very well her singing and dancing. Don´t judge the others, because you can be judged back. PERHAPS singers should think better what they dress or sing,because that can and will influence others, especially the fans.
You guys are such hypocrites!!!!!!! when i saw the comments, i was instantly mad! if she was a north american girl, this would have been ok, but, because she's brazilian, you make it sound like she has a bad mother and that she's a mini whore!
ok so I'm from Brazil and I think this mother should have gone to prison. WE DON'T DO THINGS DIFFERENT IN BRAZIL. some people think it's cute, which I think its totally insane. please don't judge the brazilian people!
Haha, you americans... I remember how shocked I was when I moved here and found the girls bending over guys at the bar and using dresses so tight and small that a sneeze would rip them apart. Your kids could grow up safely and moraly protected, but when they go to college and are out of parent's moral control they just go insane and do WAY worse than any brazilian girl of the same age. We can drink in the streets, ours clubs are open till morning and I've never seen so many disturbing things coming from the students parties.
I think all you guys are messed up in the head she is only 8 and we should applaud her for going out there. No one in this world is perfect! When is everyone going to realize that!
Why you all hating on a lil kid. She is talented and yes maybe she should have re-thought the outfit , but I did not see anything overly offensive in that video. Not enough to cause an uproar. Besides not everyone has to do things like big bad America. They have their own beliefs and standards. We have all seen way worse right here at home in USA. STOP HATING ON THE KID. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves. You don't want anyone telling you how to raise your kids so don't stick your noses in someone elses business.
In Brazil, it already is a winner Who do you think you are to say things like that?!?!I'm from Brazil and it's a wonderful country and our people are as good as yours! And try singing a song from other language being eight years old! it's almost impossible and she did a great job!
WTF definitely !!!...but not to the little girls performance more to the article and some of the posted comments, if your saw that little girls performance and costume as sexually provacative then please stay away from children on beaches and those doing ballet performances..because they might be pantless and wearing makeup !!! I saw a little girl dancing, singing to a song she obviously loved? I thought the performance was unique and the outfit quite discreet in comparision to many others Gaga has performed in...had her mum taped black tape across her childs chest or put her in black fishnets then I would agree that it was disturbing but she didnt she let her child go on stage and perform like many girls do in a ballet looking costume and boots. I dont think Lady Gaga clips are child appropriate or something to let a child idiolise but does anyone know if the child actually watched her videos or just performed to a song she learnt?? I am completly against any form of child exploitation but there is a line between a childs performance and sex exploitation and her performance was no Little Miss Sunshine.I think Brazil supports talent and isnt as gutter minded. Agreed. That child is just having fun and neither her outfit [like for ballet ones] or her dance moves are innapropriatte for her age.
I live in Brazil! thousands of children here do things like that, it is not news to anyone! many children do best! I think she's not old enough to use too much makeup! everything here is very strange! my dream is to go live in the greatest country in the world, the U.S.A. ♥ !
Okay, it's great and all that she worked hard and whatever but look at how much f*cking makeup she is wearing. CAN YOU SAY POTENTIAL HOOKER? She is gonna grow up to be a f*cking HOOKER PROSTITUTE WHORE! She is flat-chested and not sexy at all, why is she wearing such a revealing outfit? SHE IS ONLY EIGHT, WHY THE HELL DOES SHE LISTEN TO LADY GAGA?? That is so messed up. What's your problem?! That was kinda harsh.
haha how sweet :)
Eu adorei, ela estava ótima. Concordo com aqueles que levaram em consideração de que ela é brasileira e não fala inglês, mas gostaram da apresentação dela do mesmo jeito, até porque eu também sou brasileira, e pra aqueles que não gostaram coloquem-se no lugar dela e pense se vocês conseguiriam cantar alguma musica em português sendo que você não fala esse idioma. Laura continue assim e espero que o seu talento seja reconhecido, até porque eu também tenho o sonho de me tornar cantora e corro atrás deste sonho, boa sorte e sucesso!!!!! :]
For God, she's just a kid, take a look to her happy face! You American clap your hands for "personalities" as Paris Hilton, the drunk Lindsay Lohan and waist your time chasing this nonsense and worthless celebrities that have nothing to offer. She is a girl, who has dreams and is taking a chance to have her 15 minutes. At least she's tryin' to sing. They don't make different in Brazil There's nothing so different from what I've seen in USA Gaga is a wonderful performer and the kid tries to be as her idol, nothing different from Derick (who copies Britney Spears in American Idol). So, why do mean comments?
who are you to flare of morality?
WTF definitely !!!...but not to the little girls performance more to the article and some of the posted comments, if your saw that little girls performance and costume as sexually provacative then please stay away from children on beaches and those doing ballet performances..because they might be pantless and wearing makeup !!! I saw a little girl dancing, singing to a song she obviously loved? I thought the performance was unique and the outfit quite discreet in comparision to many others Gaga has performed in...had her mum taped black tape across her childs chest or put her in black fishnets then I would agree that it was disturbing but she didnt she let her child go on stage and perform like many girls do in a ballet looking costume and boots. I dont think Lady Gaga clips are child appropriate or something to let a child idiolise but does anyone know if the child actually watched her videos or just performed to a song she learnt?? I am completly against any form of child exploitation but there is a line between a childs performance and sex exploitation and her performance was no Little Miss Sunshine. I think Brazil supports talent and isnt as gutter minded.
Another Little Miss Sunshine (if you still remember that funny movie). WTF!
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Okay, it's great and all that she worked hard and whatever but look at how much f*cking makeup she is wearing. CAN YOU SAY POTENTIAL HOOKER? She is gonna grow up to be a f*cking HOOKER PROSTITUTE WHORE! She is flat-chested and not sexy at all, why is she wearing such a revealing outfit? SHE IS ONLY EIGHT, WHY THE HELL DOES SHE LISTEN TO LADY GAGA?? That is so messed up.
LADY GAGA IS COOL IM EVEN DOING MY OWN WEBSITE ON HER BUT THAT IS PRETTY F***IN WIERD WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE WHEN SHE WAS A F***IN KID!!!!!...,,,
Whatever. This really wasn't any big deal at all. She didn't sing well, and her moves weren't controversial. She crawled on the ground once, whoop-tie doo. It's typical of dancers to wear odd outfits and outlandish makeup, so I'm sure kids all over the world have done routines similar to this one. Also, anyone who reads this site should know by now that the writers are often very sarcastic. Obviously they realize that the things posted here aren't "real" news, and therefore shouldn't be taken so seriously. It always amuses me when someone gets upset over what's written.
In Brazil, it already is a winner
It is difficult for a Brazilian child (or any other nationality) of eight-year-old, be sing a song that is not in your language.
Wow, she was weird as a child! Why am I not surpised?
wows thats so messed up how you guys said "Amazingly, instead of immediately throwing Laura's mother in jail and taking the child into protective custody, they actually applauded Fontana for her efforts. Apparently they do things differently in Brazil.", its not cause we do it differently here, we applaud to show her support shes an 8 year old kid whos idol is lady gaga and if she worked hard on this, thats why we applaud, it may not have been the best English or dance moves but she tried, and look how happy she was when the people applauded her.
I LOVE Lady GaGa. I insanely love Lady GaGa. Everyone who knows me wants to kill either me or Lady GaGa because I love her so much. That being said, this is just sick. She is crawling on the ground. Oh, yeah and she's freaking 7! That's sick.
this is crazy!! WTF? one gaga is more than enough!
omfg LOL . pretty good face makeup though.