Mini Lady GaGa Is Here to Make Your Skin Crawl (VIDEO)

Mini Lady GaGa Is Here to Make Your Skin Crawl (VIDEO)-photo

Are you ready to get creeped out? Not just mildly creeped out, but "That whole JonBenet Ramsey thing really doesn't seem so bad in comparison" creeped out?

Then feast your eyes on nine-year-old Laura Fontana, who will henceforth forever be known throughout a very dark corner of the Internet as "Mini Lady GaGa." Fontana recently appeared on the Brazilian talent show Qual é o seu Talento to wow everyone with her Lady Gaga impression—black lipstick, pantlessness, stripper moves and all. Amazingly, instead of immediately throwing Laura's mother in jail and taking the child into protective custody, they actually applauded Fontana for her efforts. Apparently they do things differently in Brazil.

You just know that Noah Cyrus is taking notes right now. Or maybe she's preparing to give some notes. It's also a pretty safe bet that To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen is fashioning a noose for himself out of an electrical cord right now.

Check the video below. We'll be sure to pass the eye bleach, if there's any left after we're done with it:

PS: For more GaGa-related weirdness—including, yes, a GaGa-themed sheep doll—head on over to see what the fine folks at Idolator have been cooking up for you.

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  • Ana
    Ana

    Americans appearently can´t separate what a stage is and what real life is. They criticize the world´s choices when it comes to open minds, but throw their young girls into aberrant beauty and talent peagents that have sooo less to do with childhood than this totally not pretensious presentation. Dace and singing were bad, and it´s ok that way. It might not be the best choice but it was obviously her choice and that could improve with orientation. And that is not because she is a child, Lady Gaga would not be a good choice to anyone. And immitating her doesn´t make anyone sexually explored or condemned to prostitution.

  • missy j
    missy j

    omfg LOL . pretty good face makeup though. I THINK IT IS SICK AND THE PARENTS ARE TO!

  • lady gaga.
    lady gaga.

    beautiful! love you! cute! know or speak WHAT! kiss ♥ bye! kiss

  • lady gaga
    lady gaga

    hello, that our cute! who speaks here is lady gaga, am very proud that my (a) fan dance like me! kiss cute! ♥ Bye darling! ♥ ♥ ♥

  • Ed
    Ed

    In Brazil, it already is a winner winner is really your remark, so f..ing typical

  • gabriela
    gabriela

    Do you all have any idea how much stupid you sound? Go eat some hamburguer ok, you do it better.

  • Maria Ine$
    Maria Ine$

    I of Brazil, I saw in the dai in which she performed I found ridiculous, but not because it serves children. I knew and being spoken by other countries

  • Maria Ine$
    Maria Ine$

    I of Brazil, I saw in the dai in which she performed I found ridiculous, but not because it serves children. I knew and being spoken by other countries

  • Maria Ine$
    Maria Ine$

    I of Brazil, I saw in the dai in which she performed I found ridiculous, but not because it serves children. I knew and being spoken by other countries

  • Maria Ine$
    Maria Ine$

    I of Brazil, I saw in the dai in which she performed I found ridiculous, but not because it serves children. I knew and being spoken by other countries

  • DNJFD
    DNJFD

    BRASIL FOREVER ♥♥ USA NEVER

  • fIE
    fIE

    BRASIL É O MELHOR PAÍS, AO CONTRARIO DOS GROSSOS AMERICANOS

  • Milr
    Milr

    acho que é uma criança muito talentosa, como qualquer uma americana metida.. apenas quer mostrar seu futuro talento, É APENAS UMA CRIANÇA! PAREM DE BRIGAR!

  • jessica
    jessica

    muito paresida

  • akemi
    akemi

    mini lady gaga nao esta fazendo nada de errado e so uma criança fa dela

  • MOMO
    MOMO

    PERA AE OLHA A GENTE DAQUI DO BRASIL NÃO ACHA SÓ PORQUE A MENINA TA VESTINDO ROUPAS SIMILARES AS DA LADY GAGA NÃO QUER DIZER QUE ELA VAI SER PROSTITUTA NÃO SEI NOS OUTROS PAÍSES. A MENINA É FÃ DA LADY GAGA ISSO TEM ALGO CONTRA SÓ POR CAUSA DA MAQUILAGEM OU DA ROUPA ? ELA SÓ FOI MOSTRA O SEU TALENTO PARA OS JURADOS ELA QUERIA CANTAR SÓ ISSO . EU NÃO ACHO QUE SÓ POR CAUSA DA ROUPA OU DA MAQUILAGEM ELA VAI SE PROSTITUIR . EU GOSTEI MUITO DELA ELA É MUITO SIMPÁTICA

  • Amanda
    Amanda

    Mano , deixa a meninina ser feliz u_u , af brazileiros fala melhor do que as pessoas que fala english , mano se tocam brasil é melhor do que outro pais de merda !! , Laura se arraza *-* , tenha uma boa sorte

  • fernanda
    fernanda

    i am american, and she´s prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • leide gaga
    leide gaga

    nada ave guria nogenta fia da puta é essa laurinha nada ave com a leidy gaga essa pau nu cu do caralho .eimy foor baca jheei zuum! nogenta vagabunda da porra

  • nayane
    nayane

    esssa menina ela e linda d++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  • nayane
    nayane

    esssa menina ela e linda d++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  • geanna
    geanna

    lady gaga eu gosto muito de voc voc é uma meninas que fez muito susesso no mundo inteiro eu espero que voc participe do programa por que eu tenho serteza que voc vai arazar com essa roupa tá .lindinha thazinho beijoooo

  • geanna
    geanna

    lady gaga eu gosto muito de voc voc é uma meninas que fez muito susesso no mundo inteiro eu espero que voc participe do programa por que eu tenho serteza que voc vai arazar com essa roupa tá .lindinha thazinho beijoooo

  • lorena
    lorena

    Eu adorei a lady gaga mini

  • Panic
    Panic

    I would be whoopin that ass right about now

  • Julia
    Julia

    Ah para essa menina canta mal pra caralho , lady gaga sinto , muito por ela cantar ér eu acho :x pô ela não deve ser brasileira , até eu canto melhor que ela ! grandes coisas decoro uma musica sua canto super mal e todfo mundo fica me paparicando só por que apareci na tv ? f*ck YOU pirralinha estranha c.c namoral desculpa Stephanie , tomara que isso não se repita :D

  • Maria
    Maria

    Type your comment here.look all you Americans are jealous, just because we support here in Brazil size talent that little girl that is as much a fan of lady gaga ai you are throwing rocks at us! will arrange what to do if you do not like trouble and you , you are not obliged to stay and watch videos of talent here in Brazil, you see why they want the girl is a size talent is not because she sings from the small increase that will turn when a prostitute, she can grow up to be a big star ok, and her mother nõ may prohibit the child to realize their dreams, we applaud yes! because breaths like this should be applauded! is not like going pra son of a bitch in here in Brazil we're not there for the view you!

  • anakarolina
    anakarolina

    vc e muito fofa eu quero ti passar o meu orkut se vc quiser e a.karolzinha182@gmail.com bjss adorei a musica

  • brunna
    brunna

    vc e lida qual e o seu orkut e msn

  • Adison/Fortaleza/Ce
    Adison/Fortaleza/Ce

    Adoro vc laura eu vi vc no Qual e o seu talento e eu amei bjs

  • Geovane Oliveira
    Geovane Oliveira

    If she was AMERICAN I'm sure you all would be applauding. You don't know nothing about Brazil. So try to think before posting anything stupid.

  • gabrielhenrique de souza
    gabrielhenrique de souza

    eu te amo mini lady gaga vc é d+ e eu e vc temos uma coisa em comum eu e vc amamos a LADY GAGA

  • Wolfgang
    Wolfgang

    Kyoko,she is just 8 and she is no meaning to be "sexy" cause she is just a child.I really do not know if she is gonna be a whore like your mother,but she got talent considering that is hard to sing and dance at same time.I do not know if in your country you are forbidden to listen what you want,but the brazilians are free to do it.Is not it cool?

  • Petru
    Petru

    This is absolutately bizaar, that all YOU PEOPLE can spend time to sit en try and pick a fight, and critise other people. i did not realise that there are so many PERFECT people in the world that are in a position to judge other people and be blatantly rude about it. It is a kid doing her own stuff, stop always trying to make is a sex thing! Grow up and get a life!!!! South Africa...

  • Ronn
    Ronn

    When the U.S. you will accept the brilliance of Brazil?

  • Alberto
    Alberto

    wows thats so messed up how you guys said "Amazingly, instead of immediately throwing Laura's mother in jail and taking the child into protective custody, they actually applauded Fontana for her efforts. Apparently they do things differently in Brazil.", its not cause we do it differently here, we applaud to show her support shes an 8 year old kid whos idol is lady gaga and if she worked hard on this, thats why we applaud, it may not have been the best English or dance moves but she tried, and look how happy she was when the people applauded her.

  • Erica Araujo
    Erica Araujo

    ela é linda, so poderia ser brasileira! , canta mt mt ! amei as apresentações delaa♥

  • pamela
    pamela

    vc e orrivel se toca garota vc nunca vai ser lady gaga minha voz é mais linda do que a sua

  • Billie
    Billie

    No one in here Brasil support look this video,.Girl flatboat.;. Eu ñ sei se tá escrito certo,,mais::: ou garota enjoada

  • purple roses
    purple roses

    arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS SO SCARY WHAT THE.......

  • carol
    carol

    I loved it! it is more!

  • saint j
    saint j

    Kyoko... Are you brain damaged? "She is flat-chested and not sexy at all..." The girl is 8 years old of course she's flat chested. and I'm guessing she's not doing this to be sexy again she's 8. I thought she did a good job with the song since it's in english. the dancing not so much but bravo laura bravo. that was a brave thing to do at her age

  • Shabram
    Shabram

    Omg I hope she doesnt have a weener like lady gaga

  • children waiting for the day they feel good
    children waiting for the day they feel good

    Move over abstinence curriculum. Even though I am already on birth control, this video is such a very effective anti-reproduction, anti-sex, anti-child, anti-human piece of agit-prop, that now I am going to put myself on 3 additional forms of birth control and donate all my money to super-virus research, to do my little part to spare the world more humans.

  • Antonio
    Antonio

    I'm Brazilian and watched it, this program is based on Britain's got talent and is called "qual é o seu talento?" And I've got to agree that this presentation was simply no big deal but the judgers strangely agreed to pass her to the semi finals, while a guy who could dance as hell didn't make it, I can't get what the f*ck they've got in their minds.

  • Lana
    Lana

    Dear Kyoko, That is sooo not messed up! WHY THE HELL DOES SHE LISTEN TO LADY GAGA? I tell you why. Because Gaga's music is catchy. I'm a teacher and all my sudents like Lady Gaga. How can you just call a person you don't even know a POTENTIAL HOOKER? How can you say she is going to become a prostitute in the future? She is just a kid, for God Sake's.

  • European
    European

    So I think this video is OK. She had clothes, that I have seen on beach and in ballet performances. I had 2 part swimsuit when I was 9... (in my country its normal :/). Crawling was not bad... Any one has seen baby who just tries to learn that? why not say that is disturbing?? When I saw pic of that, I thought it was one of these short people, that sometimes chooses to be celeb's mini me... make-up is lil bit disturbing... Now I will tell difference: My best friend - who's parents are very, very strict, she does things behind their back (her parents don't know she made out and so). She drinks alcoholic c*cktails [illegal] and so on. Me - my mom let me choose, some things are strict, but no really. I dont drink alcoholic c*cktails nor anything like that, I tell my mom everything. And I have freedom, so I don't want to do anything, that my mom would not approve or something I couldn't talk with her about....

  • fred
    fred

    that was nothing, a kid singing a song and dancing having fun, whats the big deal? my sisters dresses similar when they did gym performances no one thought anything sexual. This is media blowing sh*t out of proportion again, and all the prudes out there making something out of nothing! Grow up the lot of ya!

  • fred
    fred

    that was nothing, a kid singing a song and dancing having fun, whats the big deal? my sisters dresses similar when they did gym performances no one thought anything sexual. This is media blowing sh*t out of proportion again, and all the prudes out there making something out of nothing! Grow u the lot of ya!

  • Vivienne
    Vivienne

    100% agree with Maa and Chi!!! If Americans have a disturbed mind,then get a shrink! I´m glad in Brazil it´s not that crazy like U.S. Maa. 7 hrs ago Reply Chi said: WTF definitely !!!...but not to the little girls performance more to the article and some of the posted comments, if your saw that little girls performance and costume as sexually provacative then please stay away from children on beaches and those doing ballet performances..because they might be pantless and wearing makeup !!! I saw a little girl dancing, singing to a song she obviously loved? I thought the performance was unique and the outfit quite discreet in comparision to many others Gaga has performed in...had her mum taped black tape across her childs chest or put her in black fishnets then I would agree that it was disturbing but she didnt she let her child go on stage and perform like many girls do in a ballet looking costume and boots. I dont think Lady Gaga clips are child appropriate or something to let a child idiolise but does anyone know if the child actually watched her videos or just performed to a song she learnt?? I am completly against any form of child exploitation but there is a line between a childs performance and sex exploitation and her performance was no Little Miss Sunshine.I think Brazil supports talent and isnt as gutter minded. Agreed. That child is just having fun and neither her outfit [like for ballet ones] or her dance moves are innapropriatte for her age.

  • Vivienne
    Vivienne

    I totally agree with what livia said above, She is only 8y old, and besides that, the talent show its not about how you dress or to which famous singer you admire. I think the little girl did very well her singing and dancing. Don´t judge the others, because you can be judged back. PERHAPS singers should think better what they dress or sing,because that can and will influence others, especially the fans.

  • proud brazilian
    proud brazilian

    You guys are such hypocrites!!!!!!! when i saw the comments, i was instantly mad! if she was a north american girl, this would have been ok, but, because she's brazilian, you make it sound like she has a bad mother and that she's a mini whore!

  • eumesma
    eumesma

    ok so I'm from Brazil and I think this mother should have gone to prison. WE DON'T DO THINGS DIFFERENT IN BRAZIL. some people think it's cute, which I think its totally insane. please don't judge the brazilian people!

  • []
    []

    Haha, you americans... I remember how shocked I was when I moved here and found the girls bending over guys at the bar and using dresses so tight and small that a sneeze would rip them apart. Your kids could grow up safely and moraly protected, but when they go to college and are out of parent's moral control they just go insane and do WAY worse than any brazilian girl of the same age. We can drink in the streets, ours clubs are open till morning and I've never seen so many disturbing things coming from the students parties.

  • jas
    jas

    I think all you guys are messed up in the head she is only 8 and we should applaud her for going out there. No one in this world is perfect! When is everyone going to realize that!

  • Dyson
    Dyson

    Why you all hating on a lil kid. She is talented and yes maybe she should have re-thought the outfit , but I did not see anything overly offensive in that video. Not enough to cause an uproar. Besides not everyone has to do things like big bad America. They have their own beliefs and standards. We have all seen way worse right here at home in USA. STOP HATING ON THE KID. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves. You don't want anyone telling you how to raise your kids so don't stick your noses in someone elses business.

  • Denise
    Denise

    In Brazil, it already is a winner Who do you think you are to say things like that?!?!I'm from Brazil and it's a wonderful country and our people are as good as yours! And try singing a song from other language being eight years old! it's almost impossible and she did a great job!

  • Maa.
    Maa.

    WTF definitely !!!...but not to the little girls performance more to the article and some of the posted comments, if your saw that little girls performance and costume as sexually provacative then please stay away from children on beaches and those doing ballet performances..because they might be pantless and wearing makeup !!! I saw a little girl dancing, singing to a song she obviously loved? I thought the performance was unique and the outfit quite discreet in comparision to many others Gaga has performed in...had her mum taped black tape across her childs chest or put her in black fishnets then I would agree that it was disturbing but she didnt she let her child go on stage and perform like many girls do in a ballet looking costume and boots. I dont think Lady Gaga clips are child appropriate or something to let a child idiolise but does anyone know if the child actually watched her videos or just performed to a song she learnt?? I am completly against any form of child exploitation but there is a line between a childs performance and sex exploitation and her performance was no Little Miss Sunshine.I think Brazil supports talent and isnt as gutter minded. Agreed. That child is just having fun and neither her outfit [like for ballet ones] or her dance moves are innapropriatte for her age.

  • Carol
    Carol

    I live in Brazil! thousands of children here do things like that, it is not news to anyone! many children do best! I think she's not old enough to use too much makeup! everything here is very strange! my dream is to go live in the greatest country in the world, the U.S.A. ♥ !

  • laurencullen
    laurencullen

    Okay, it's great and all that she worked hard and whatever but look at how much f*cking makeup she is wearing. CAN YOU SAY POTENTIAL HOOKER? She is gonna grow up to be a f*cking HOOKER PROSTITUTE WHORE! She is flat-chested and not sexy at all, why is she wearing such a revealing outfit? SHE IS ONLY EIGHT, WHY THE HELL DOES SHE LISTEN TO LADY GAGA?? That is so messed up. What's your problem?! That was kinda harsh.

  • laurencullen
    laurencullen

    haha how sweet :)

  • Lusei
    Lusei

    Eu adorei, ela estava ótima. Concordo com aqueles que levaram em consideração de que ela é brasileira e não fala inglês, mas gostaram da apresentação dela do mesmo jeito, até porque eu também sou brasileira, e pra aqueles que não gostaram coloquem-se no lugar dela e pense se vocês conseguiriam cantar alguma musica em português sendo que você não fala esse idioma. Laura continue assim e espero que o seu talento seja reconhecido, até porque eu também tenho o sonho de me tornar cantora e corro atrás deste sonho, boa sorte e sucesso!!!!! :]

  • Bobby
    Bobby

    For God, she's just a kid, take a look to her happy face! You American clap your hands for "personalities" as Paris Hilton, the drunk Lindsay Lohan and waist your time chasing this nonsense and worthless celebrities that have nothing to offer. She is a girl, who has dreams and is taking a chance to have her 15 minutes. At least she's tryin' to sing. They don't make different in Brazil There's nothing so different from what I've seen in USA Gaga is a wonderful performer and the kid tries to be as her idol, nothing different from Derick (who copies Britney Spears in American Idol). So, why do mean comments?

  • Flank (Brasil)
    Flank (Brasil)

    who are you to flare of morality?

  • Chi
    Chi

    WTF definitely !!!...but not to the little girls performance more to the article and some of the posted comments, if your saw that little girls performance and costume as sexually provacative then please stay away from children on beaches and those doing ballet performances..because they might be pantless and wearing makeup !!! I saw a little girl dancing, singing to a song she obviously loved? I thought the performance was unique and the outfit quite discreet in comparision to many others Gaga has performed in...had her mum taped black tape across her childs chest or put her in black fishnets then I would agree that it was disturbing but she didnt she let her child go on stage and perform like many girls do in a ballet looking costume and boots. I dont think Lady Gaga clips are child appropriate or something to let a child idiolise but does anyone know if the child actually watched her videos or just performed to a song she learnt?? I am completly against any form of child exploitation but there is a line between a childs performance and sex exploitation and her performance was no Little Miss Sunshine. I think Brazil supports talent and isnt as gutter minded.

  • bigsu
    bigsu

    Another Little Miss Sunshine (if you still remember that funny movie). WTF!

  • vogue5v
    vogue5v

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    vogue5v

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  • Kyoko
    Kyoko

    Okay, it's great and all that she worked hard and whatever but look at how much f*cking makeup she is wearing. CAN YOU SAY POTENTIAL HOOKER? She is gonna grow up to be a f*cking HOOKER PROSTITUTE WHORE! She is flat-chested and not sexy at all, why is she wearing such a revealing outfit? SHE IS ONLY EIGHT, WHY THE HELL DOES SHE LISTEN TO LADY GAGA?? That is so messed up.

  • CHIP
    CHIP

    LADY GAGA IS COOL IM EVEN DOING MY OWN WEBSITE ON HER BUT THAT IS PRETTY F***IN WIERD WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE WHEN SHE WAS A F***IN KID!!!!!...,,,

  • kopns
    kopns

    Whatever. This really wasn't any big deal at all. She didn't sing well, and her moves weren't controversial. She crawled on the ground once, whoop-tie doo. It's typical of dancers to wear odd outfits and outlandish makeup, so I'm sure kids all over the world have done routines similar to this one. Also, anyone who reads this site should know by now that the writers are often very sarcastic. Obviously they realize that the things posted here aren't "real" news, and therefore shouldn't be taken so seriously. It always amuses me when someone gets upset over what's written.

  • DOGER
    DOGER

    In Brazil, it already is a winner

  • r
    r

    It is difficult for a Brazilian child (or any other nationality) of eight-year-old, be sing a song that is not in your language.

  • sophie1986
    sophie1986

    Wow, she was weird as a child! Why am I not surpised?

  • livia
    livia

    wows thats so messed up how you guys said "Amazingly, instead of immediately throwing Laura's mother in jail and taking the child into protective custody, they actually applauded Fontana for her efforts. Apparently they do things differently in Brazil.", its not cause we do it differently here, we applaud to show her support shes an 8 year old kid whos idol is lady gaga and if she worked hard on this, thats why we applaud, it may not have been the best English or dance moves but she tried, and look how happy she was when the people applauded her.

  • Aaron
    Aaron

    I LOVE Lady GaGa. I insanely love Lady GaGa. Everyone who knows me wants to kill either me or Lady GaGa because I love her so much. That being said, this is just sick. She is crawling on the ground. Oh, yeah and she's freaking 7! That's sick.

  • laura
    laura

    this is crazy!! WTF? one gaga is more than enough!

  • Lizzie
    Lizzie

    omfg LOL . pretty good face makeup though.

 

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