Russell Brand and Katy Perry Wear Matching ‘Incognito Celeb’ Gear (PHOTOS)

Hey now, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, you wouldn’t be trying to slip by us unnoticed, would you?

The married-couple-to-be showed up at Heathrow Airport on Wednesday, bundled up in winter clothes and sporting sunglasses in an apparent effort to evade detection. Nice try, guys, but we could spot your awesomeness a mile away.

No word on where the enchanted couple is heading, but no doubt it’s someplace fabulous, populated by unicorns who dispense soft-serve ice cream from their nostrils when you twist their horns, because why not?

Let’s bid them bon voyage—not that they need it—by clicking through the photo gallery, shall we?