Please Make Mickey Rourke Stop Telling Old Sex Stories

Please Make Mickey Rourke Stop Telling Old Sex Stories-photo

We can't emphasize this one enough. Gross. In an episode of verbal diarrhea ala Megan Fox, everyone's favorite actor Mickey Rourke has admitted (actually, more like bragged) about a certain sexual conquest. And this is on a whole new man whore level.

So check it — in a recent TV interview in the UK with Lizzie Cundy, she asked him for his thoughts on footballer Ashley Cole, who recently cheated on mega-hot wife Cheryl Cole with a slew of mistresses. Instead of a simple answer, this is what he decided to say:

"Forget Ashley Cole, his behaviour has nothing on a film star. WAGs get an easy time - they should try living with Hollywood hellraisers. I once spent a weekend in the UK and had 14 women in one night. British footballers have got nothing on us when it comes to women. If you WAGs knew what Hollywood's stars get up to you'd think you were married to pussycats."

Awesome. Really, really, really awesome, dude. Are you as grossed out as us??



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  • jfk

    Yes, he has exactly the same problem as Megan Fox i.e. people are too dumb to understand sarcasm. Get a sense of humor for God's sake. Thanks.

  • ENID

    whats werong with his chin,face,neck..whatever that s longer on one side..what is that?