Jimmy Kimmel: Exiled From the Land of Handsome? (VIDEO)

Yes, what we’ve suspected all along is actually true: Show biz’s most attractive men have formed a secret cabal, and from behind their closed doors they control the Rules of Handsome for the world, along with the international banking markets and, quite possibly, the weather.

Check out this shocking video evidence obtained from last night’s special post-Oscars edition of Jimmy  Kimmel Live!, in which Jimmy Kimmel and his partners in stunning Patrick Dempsey, Gilles Marini, Sting, Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck and a host of other ravishing gents determine the burning question: Do Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Liev Schreiber truly qualify as good-looking?

Ah, but all is not eye-pleasing bliss atop this Mount Olympus of Handsome; tired of Kimmel’s abuse of power in his position as the president of the Handsome Men’s Club, his cohorts in gorgeousness stage a coup and threaten to banish him from Handsome-ville forever. Will Kimmel retain his place among the handsome? Watch and learn in the video below: