Megan Fox Is Posing On All Fours, No Big Deal (PHOTO)
UPDATE: According to reports the above photo isn't of Megan Fox, but of model Mia Rosing. That is, if you can trust the word of someone who looked at the above photo and actually made it to the face.
Luckily, the wicked-classy folks over at Harper's Bazaar—you know, the venerable fashion magazine—are here to remind us of that fact, with this intellectually stimulating image of the Transformers beauty on all fours, with her back arched, and her exposed buttocks gleaming in the sunlight like twin beacons leading us all to a better tomorrow.
And though it's not completely obvious, in this photo Megan is totally thinking about the intricacies of health-care reform. But because the Harper's staff is smart, and they know that you're smart too, they know you can figure that out on your own. No use in gaudily spelling things out, after all.